Talk:Neutral Route/@comment-32256340-20170811231525

My progress in Undertale so far: 1. "I've heard that True Pacifist is the easiest, so I'll do that first." (Does True Pacifist). 2. "I want the troll ending" (Gets Dog Ending). "What? That was even easier than the True Pacifist!" 3. "Now, for the moment we've all been waiting for!" (Starts a Genocide). "Screw this, Sans is too hard." (Hacks past Sans and completed a Genocide). 4. "I want the Soulless Pacifist ending!" (Does Soulless Pacifist). "You go, Chara!" 5. "I wonder what happens if I start a Genocide in the RUINS but then kill nothing afterwards." (Does that). 6. "I like Genocide." (Does another Genocide without even trying to beat Sans before hacking). 7. "I want the other Soulless Pacifist ending." (Does Soulless Pacifist). 8. "I wonder what happens if I only spare Papyrus." (Does that). 9. "I wonder what happens if I do a kill-but-befriend nobody, reset, and then only kill ASGORE." (Does that). "Well, that was a let down." 10. "I'll do a Genocide without hacking!" (Succeeds very well until getting to Sans). "Okay, I won't skip him, but I will give myself an inventory full of Pies and I'll equip the Tem Armor." (Does that). I'm still stuck on him and I've fought him about 65 times now. It's weird, I beat the Undying in seven tries on my first Genocide and on my very first SAVE file I only died a total of twelve times. And I only use three-six Pies before Sans' final (damage dealing) attack, so I always have full health for that, but I always die! I'm sure all of you feel better about yourselves now. Unless if you feel my pain, too. I don't understand why the Undying is easy but Sans is so hard! He's no hero! He's a guy that has one Hit Point, deals one damage, spends his whole day eating hot dogs and telling funny puns, and is completely overrated! (My favorite character is Flowey, then Undyne, then Chara, then Asriel, then Frisk, then Papyrus tied with Alphys tied with Sans). Undyne is a heroine! True, Sans is the one that KARMA-fies you, but still. By the way, you people that are scared of the Genocide Route should go ahead and do it. It will help you realize that it's just a video game and will help you enjoy it for what it is.