Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26670176-20151207115007/@comment-34149420-20190225114431

Rainbowbirdie wrote: Some Random New English Person wrote: 1.  Asriel is saved at the end of a pacifist run

2. Toriel is a alcoholic (but she only drinks red wine)

3. Sans is depressed

4. Papyrus will eventually make good food

5. Undyne's lost eye and determination is caused by her being experimented on by Gaster when she was younger.

6. Undyne used to like humans, but her mother was killed by the Justice soul, causing her to hate them.

7. Alphys is the bottom of the relationship

8. Mettaton is a sociopath who only cares about fame and fortune, and maybe blooky

9. Asriel was emotionally abused by Chara, turning him into an grumpy, cynical, depressed, shell of his former self who smokes weed and masturbates all day. I like 1, 5, and 6. But that’s it. No offense, but I wasn’t the biggest fan of your headcanons (I’m not saying I don’t like you, just don’t like your headcanons) So you’re telling me that Paps will never make good food? Shame

(also why you think Undyne is the bottom, she’s as assertive as I know)