Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26662104-20151220024713/@comment-5498154-20160217032921

Hmm, looks like if I hit something with a stick with the intent to kill, apparently what I am trying to kill with definitely die. You know, except the FCKING Lab door. *ding*

Now that I think about it, why didn't they just make Mettaton NEO out of lab doors? Let's ponder the thought for a second. *ding*

Now that I think about it even MORE, why didn't they just put doors everywhere so Frisk couldn't progress through the Underground? *ding*

A bandage, an old tutu, and a cowboy hat count as armor, even though they couldn't protect you from anything. Are you trying to say that with enough determination even a bandage could block an attack? Not this again. *ding*

Why doesn't a striped shirt count as armor in this game? *ding*

You can wear the bandage and take it off for no special effects, but actually applying the bandage consumes it for some reason. Sure, it's for balancing purposes. The logic has kicked the bucket, people. *ding*

How did Frisk climb a mountain with nothing but a striped shirt, a bandage, and a stick? I mean, from a determined standpoint I guess it's possible, but then how did SEVEN other kids make it all the way up too? *ding*

Papyrus demonstrates he knows nothing about sleeping when he tells Sans he was napping all night, then demonstrates he DOES know about sleeping when you check his bed. Can't have both, people. *ding*

You can switch out one to two letters from Undyne's themes and make her look like a crybaby:

"Tear of Jusice"

"Rattle Against a True Hero"

"But the Earth Refused to Cry"

.*ding* *ding* *ding*

Alphys, instead of trying to guide Frisk through the True Lab, leaves chickenscratch notes. Where was she and what was she doing down there anyway? *ding* *additional Alphys-related ding*

How did Alphys know Snowdrake's Mother had the blue key? Did she give it to her? What a bitch. *ding* *additional Alphys-related ding*

I'm also going to sin Alphys for choosing the shittiest places to put the keys. Inside of a drain? Behind a shower curtain? WTF? *ding* *AARD*

If Alphys was in the generator room when she left the note behind, how did she hide the keys? I mean, you need the keys to open the door, so did she open the door, then hide the keys, then go inside, then close the door? What a bitch. *ding* *AARD*

Right after Alphys' date, you can call Undyne, implying she's at Papyrus' house already. Snowdin is quite the distance away from the Garbage Dump, so how did she get there so fast? Look out, Sonic, there's a new lightspeed animal rocking the game world here. *ding*

The only way back to Snowdin is using the bird, and apparently that bird took an hour to carry Undyne, so there's NO way she made it back to Papyrus' House so god damn fast. Did she like, run on water? Oh wait, she's a fish. So why'd she make the bird carry her? *ding*