Talk:Papyrus/@comment-173.28.69.238-20151118200058


 * WHAT!? FL-FLIRTING!? SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS! W-WELL! I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!! [Flirt]
 * OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!! I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...? LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU! [I can make spaghetti]
 * OH NO!!! THE HUMILITY! [I have zero redeeming qualities]
 * OH NO!!! LET'S DATE L-LATER!! [Flirt]
 * LET'S DATE L-LATER!! [Flirt]
 * SO YOU WON'T FIGHT... THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED 'BLUE ATTACK!'
 * YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
 * HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...
 * WHAT!? I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE THING!!
 * HOLD 'UP' LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER! JEEZ!!!
 * YEAH! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
 * I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
 * PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
 * PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!
 * UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
 * THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
 * MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
 * I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
 * WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?
 * SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...
 * AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
 * AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
 * URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
 * GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
 * YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
 * NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
 * THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
 * BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
 * WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK! HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!!! HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ... OH WELL. I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
 * 'SIGH' HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.
 * WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.
 * ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS! WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD! [Kill]
 * W-WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED... BUT... ST... STILL! I BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU CAN DO A LITTLE BETTER! EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO! I... I PROMISE... [Attack] [Genocide Route]
 * WOWIE! YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE! [Spare Papyrus in the Genocide Route]
 * OH, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT ONE OF THOSE. [Use Stick]
 * YOU'RE TOO WEAK! I WAS EASILY ABLE TO CAPTURE YOU!!! I WILL NOW SEND YOU TO THE CAPTURE ZONE!! OR, AS SANS CALLS IT... OUR GARAGE??? YOU'RE IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! [If player is at 1 HP]
 * WELL!!! YOU MAY HAVE CLEVERLY ESCAPED FROM JAIL BEFORE... BUT THIS TIME, I'VE UPGRADED THE FACILITIES. NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE TRAPPED... BUT YOU WON'T EVEN WANT TO LEAVE!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! [Captured second time]
 * YOU ARE... PERSISTENT! BUT! IT JUST WON'T WORK ON ME! I AM THE PERSISTENTEST! AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE PERSISTENESTER... THAT IS WRONG! GRAMATICALLY WRONG! BECAUSE THE CORRECT FORM WOULD BE... NOT AS PERSISTENTEST AS PAPYRUS, THE PERSISTENTESTEST! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LESSON. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! [Captured third time] holy cheesecake!