Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32182236-20190920194329

Greetings. I am Chara. Chara Dreemurr. The ghost that always follows your side, no matter where you take me.

...What? You think I'm a demon? When have I ever said that? That's just silly!

.."The demon that comes when people call its name"? That was totally figurative.. because.. demons aren't always evil.. Um, have you heard of Maxwell's Demon?

Look, you guide me to be whatever you want me to be! If you want to kill everyone, I'll help out! If you want to save everyone, I'll help out! Because humans like you are amazing, so amazing that I want to follow your footsteps, partner!

What, Asriel told you I hated humanity? ...He still hasn't figured out that it was a running gag I made? Seriously? Even Asgore agrees I'm the future of humans and monsters-Asriel needs to stop taking jokes so seriously! Such a crybaby, right?

...What? You come to me to say that I'm NOT good? What gives you that impression? Do you not remember the pacifist run? I saved Asriel! ...What, you're telling me YOU did that? Because YOU were the one that pressed SAVE? Well, I created that button! Yeah, I can control the HUD! ...Why didn't I use this earlier to help you out? ...I just didn't think of it!

What? I was "empty inside, just like Flowey?" I was soulless? No I wasn't, I had your SOUL from the very start! So I could too feel compassion! This is why I saved everyone!

...What, I had to buy it from you? That was.. metaphorical! You were actually giving me control over your body! Willingly! I could have taken over your body anytime I wanted to.

...And, great. Now you're making this idiot FRISK agree with you. He insists that not everyone is all happiness and rainbows, and that we can exist without hope, love, and compassion. IDIOT! Did you not hear what Papyrus said? Everyone is amazing, and can do great things! That includes me!

Let's be real. This is the friendly RPG where nobody has to die. Nobody! ...What, Asgore died? That must have been a bug.

And I just can't believe why you killed Flowey! I know he took all six of your SOULs, showed zero redeeming qualities whatsoever, killed you again and again, and wanted to destroy humans and monsters, but come on! You killed a flower! That's murder, you monster!

...What, I killed Flowey? You told me to! Z means fight, even if you didn't know that! ...What, you think I should have given you a menu first so you'd know what you were doing? Why should I give YOU a menu when you just killed everyone else? You monster! You're still my partner, though. After all, anyone can be great, right? That means you too! After all, I love humanity!

Anyways, I climbed the mountain, met Asriel, and we became best friends! And I was so good that I convinced everyone that humans were good, so there's nothing to fear! ...What, you think there'd be a second war? Oh, please, no there wouldn't be! Surely, someone great like me could convince all of them that there's nothing to fear! Seriously, why are you fearing a monster that with seven SOULs could destroy all of mankind? That's a silly thing to fear! I'd even demonstrate it to everyone by letting Asriel be that monster! He'd break the Barrier, and then everyone would be nice!

...Anyways, you all know what happened next. I told Asriel to take six SOULs. I had him carry my body to the flowers, because I didn't want to make a lie about my wish! I said I wanted to see the golden flowers of my lovely human's village, so I want to see them! The monsters won't suspect a thing when the Barrier breaks, and they see Asriel as a beast with unfathomable power! That's normal, right?

So, when they saw me and Asriel, they attacked! I didn't see this coming. Why would they attack? They had nothing to fear! Asriel was holding my body, and he was CLEARLY trying to bury me! I know we had reached the center of the village, were nowhere near a coffin or gravestone, and didn't have a shovel to dig a hole with, but Asriel had magic, he was going to use his full power to blast a hole! Seriously, guys, have you never seen a giant monster with immense power before? Never seen a burial without a shovel? There's nothing to fear! No need to try to kill us for trying something new!

But Asriel just stood there. He stood there and took blow after blow. They were clearly challenging us to a fight to the death, so I wanted him to deliver on that and kill them before they kill us! But he stood there until he was fatally injured, and than ran away! ...Come on, Asriel, don't be a chicken!

..And then we died. Well, at least you didn't kill them! You're totally my best friend! You did NOTHING wrong! I have nothing to be bad about you for! Sure, you ruined the plan, but at least we could die together. Great job.. You're the best friend I ever had..

...What? You think I'd be mad? What's there to be mad about? We all died peacefully! ..What, monsters are still underground? Oh, I got over that a long time ago. ...Everything's fine.. All humans are good.. All monsters are good.. There is no evil....

...Hey, if you're listening in on this, can I have your SOUL? Then I'll bring everything back. I promise I won't use it for any nefarious purposes. Because that'd be wrong, and that is so not me!

*The screen flickers, and your character is replaced with Chara for a split-second, with all the characters X'd out. Then it goes back to normal.*

..What? T-That? … We were just having a tomato fight on the Surface! ...There's nothing bad about me... I'm without fault.. Just like everyone else...

A response/counterparody to "Chara is evil!!!":

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12429252/1/Chara-is-Evil

I found it on the Undertale wiki here:https://undertale.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:176469

After seeing it, I decided I'd make a version for Angel!Chara. So here you go! 