User:QMBFXSL/Blog:obscure skeleton puns intensify

Where do skeletons go to get drinks?

The lum-bar.

How do large groups of skeletons get to work?

They carpal.

What is a skeleton's favourite star wars character?

Emperor Palatine.

Why are skeletons so well recieved at the circus?

They're great trapezium artists.

What do skeletons have on their burgers?

Sesamoid seeds.

What's a skeleton's favourite kind of meat?

Ham-ate.

Why are skeletons hard to trust?

They keep telling fib-ulas.

(ok i'll admit that one is pretty tenuous)

What do skeletons seal roads with?

Tar-sus.

Ok, I'm done. Feel free to use these as a refreshing alternative to the run-of-the-mill skeleton pun.