River Person



"Tra la la. I am the riverman. Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter. I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?"

The River Person is a hooded figure who lets you go between Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland in a wooden boat. During the trip, they have a list of messages they can say at random, often being a hint to a secret, or an allusion to something in the game, or just something cute.

Messages
(This is an incomplete list.)


 * "Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la."
 * "Tra la la. The water is very wet today."
 * "Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical..."
 * "Pet pet pet...  The neck stretches infinitely into the cosmos.  ...Don't worry about it."
 * "Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song. Hmm... tinkling."
 * "Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?"
 * "Tra la la. Hmmm... I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today."
 * "Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la."
 * "Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery."
 * "Tra la la. Hmmm... I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today."
 * "Tra la la. Beware of the man who came from the other world."
 * "Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck..."
 * "Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise..."
 * "Tra la la. If it's hot or cold, you can count on me."
 * "Tra la la.  The water is very dry today."
 * "Tra la la.  Beware of the man who speaks in hands."
 * "Tra la la. Don't snoop behind people's houses... You might be mistaken for a trash-can."
 * "Ah,"
 * "Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often..."
 * "Tra la la. Somewhere, it's Saturday. So be careful." [this changes depending on the day of the week it is in real life]
 * "Tra la la. I heard ASGORE has a favorite food."
 * "Tra la la. I heard spiders have a favorite food. It's spiders."
 * "Tra la la. Humans, monsters... Flowers."
 * "Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert."
 * "Tra la la. You can never have too many hot dogs... Sadly, this is not true."
 * "Tra la la. Temmie Village... the room before the darkening lantern room..."
 * "Tra la la. Whats my name?... it doesn't really matter.."
 * "Tra la la. Eat a mushroom everyday. Why? Then I know you're listening to me..."
 * "Tra la la. What's a game you can play with a dog? Asking for a friend..."
 * "Tra la la. Tri li li.  Tre le le."

Trivia

 * Sometimes their boat has the face of a dog, and runs on top of the water.