Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27907368-20160323193924/@comment-27907368-20160514000842

My head canon is that sans was trying to be sneaky in his first sequence, but he's so out of practice at sneak-walking because he teleports so often. He then practices on the treadmill in preperation for your restaurant meet up things.

As he approaches:

(well, this isn't sneaky at all. ... it's actually pretty freakin' loud. i guess i should have worn my leather jacket today. it's great for sneaking because it's made of *hide*.)

Protagonist just stares off into space like "I bet he's gonna do the darn whoopee cushion again. Never gets old." -_-