Talk:Asgore Dreemurr/@comment-29855659-20170411200259

The only reason I don't like Asgore is that otherwise I could not make Asgore rhymes.

Asgore only wants the Undergrounds best : A trident, shoved through a human childs chest.

Tear apart a human kid's heart.

Monster Kids collect trading cards, monster kings collect kid graveyards.

The tea and the smile are just a ruse, his dearest hobby is child abuse

Infant kill, Instant chill.

A dead child a day keeps the boredom away.

The human child Frisk looked quite pissed, so Asgore told them to think of a dentist, who apparently considers the best medicine to ultimately be the guillotine.

For a long time the fallen child lived at the kings side, but after a year with Asgore they craved suicide.

Who's walking so lately throught dark and drear? Who towerth threateningly with blood-besmeared spear? On top of infants' corpses there standeth Lord Fluffybun, slaught'ring his way through the Generationcide Run.