Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5784644-20151128155832/@comment-25959639-20160116183559

Name: K. Aaron B.

From: not FROM a game

Appearance: A tall, pale-skinned boy with glasses with pencil grips in red and black. Wears a black jacket with a "V" logo on it. He wears some black shoes and a sandy-tan colored pants. He has a blonde-ish color with a bit of brown at the top in with spiky, but short, bangs. On genocide, he has a darker color scheme. He floats. When in Chaos Being mode (only on Genocide), he grows fangs and has four arms. In Determination Chaos mode, he has ten arms and !'s circling his head. He wears his jacket zipped up and his hood on, only showing his teeth which look more demonic on genocide and white dots for eyes, which the right turns into a glimmer on genocide. When he melts, his face is shown with the facial features melting together and his body being reduced to a puddle.

ACT menu: Plead, Assist, Douse, Warm, Challenge

Effects: He is able to manipulate the player's SOUL Mode freely. He can also open the Bullet Board's left side open or even crumple it up, meaning free manipulation of said Bullet Board. The ACT and MERCY buttons are twitchy and non-functional but occasionally are functional.

Attacks: Fire Magic: Copied directly from Toriel. Bones: Turns you blue for the parkour ones and keeps you red for a new one where he manipulates a long line of bones with his fingers, making them poke up and harm you, doing 10 damage and 20 in the Genocide route. Washing: Woshua's spiral water thing, except this time, you can't get cleansed. Soap bar: Also from Woshua. Green mode: You must block arrows, like Undyne, but with bones and blue bones, which you must let hit you for it to do no damage. "Gaster Blasters": Exactly like those lasers in the Sans boss fight. Dinner or Doom: Kind of like the Muffet battle, but with the giant spider muffin is a rising flame, and yes, you're in the purple SOUL Mode and have to run from them both, slowly coming at you from the top and bottom. Knock Knock: He floats down to the left of the bullet board, knocks on it, it opens, and he goes inside to punch you, and in this attack he shrinks to fit 3x the player's SOUL's size. 5 damage each kick. Release the Kraken: He pops open the top of the Bullet Board and releases a squid inside of the bullet board, now encased in water. SOUL roulette: He spins an arrow that goes around a board with the following: Monster Kid, Flowey, Temmie, Froggit, a sword, the extremely agile glass of water, a croissant, and a question mark. When the attacks are complete, the card is greyed out if you ACT like in the Photoshop Flowey battle. Monster Kid card: A Real Knife rushes at you multiple times, dealing 10 damage. Every 3rd swing, the knife turns into an ACT. Press it. Flowey card: Shoves off the boss-o-meter. See below for boss-o-meter info. Temmie card: Tem flakes rain from the sky, dealing 5 damage or, if you're wearing the Temmie Armor, 10 damage. You must click one tem flake that is an act button. Froggit card: Final Froggit, Whimsalot, and Vegetoid's attacks all happen at once. 3 ACT presses are needed. Sword card: You must either push the bullet board as if in Sans' fight and either go to ACT, FIGHT, or MERCY. Go to ACT. The EAGoW card: Defuse the bombs! Every 2nd swing, the bombs turn into ACTs, defuse those. Croissant card: Pretty much bullet heck but with croissants. Lots of them. The croissants do as much damage as they do in the Muffet fight. A few croissants turn into ACTs. ? card: Annoying Dog comes around and messes with Aaron. Free FIGHT! Or just choose ACT in the menu for this ACT press. Boss-O-Meter: A stopwatch with Flowey's face. Every time it spins, "friendliness pellets" are sent out in a circle. But, the arrow chooses a section. Pie and Pitchfork section: One of Toriel and Asgore's attacks happen. "BAD TIME" section: You get hit with a dose of Gaster Blasters. Karma included. Donut section: Yep, a baker's dozen of spider donuts in your face, purple SOUL mode included. Microphone section: Any Mettaton attack/ quiz question except any one that involves Alphys. Spear section: Green SOUL mode, arrows. Bone section: Yes, any Papyrus attack.

Quotes!

Intro, Any Neutral/Pacifist route

"So... You got 'em? Any of them? So... It seems at least one of the monsters I call citizens aren't appearing anytime..." [Pacifist or Neutral route]

"...Those Froggits..." [If Frogglomerate is killed]

"...Spearhead..." [Spearhead is killed]

"...Anything you murdered..." [If any monster is killed]

"...Everything?!?! YOU SICKO!" [If one of everything is killed, but not on Genocide]

"...Nothing?! Well, at least you'd didn't kill anyone... I suppose..." [If no monster is killed]

"...But I digress! You are a human in a no-humans-allowed spot!" [Choice, Aren't You A Human? and Erm...]

"Oh nonononononononononono I is not an human!" [Aren't You A Human? is chosen]

"No answer?! Get out or fight. Want some cider? [Erm... is chosen, Yes and No appear as answers]

"There ya go... Straight from the spiders!" [Yes is chosen]

"Aight. So step forward or backward. Which way is this gonna be, the hard or the easy way, huh? I hope it's the hard way! I wanna let off steam on someone's face!"

"Okay... I'll allow it! Come back if you want to change your mind, okay?" [If you step backwards]

"Okay then! I have so much time and you do too, apparently! I will NOT hold back!" [If you step forwards]

"That won't get you anywhere, so stop..." [If you step left or right]

"OKAY I'M GONNA STOP BEIN' FORMAL HERE, YA HEAR?!?! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EARS OUT OF YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!! WHO IS READY TO RUMBLE!?!?" [If you stepped forwards]


 * battle starts*

"*sigh* Oh... The bullet board as I call it... That odd pattern on the background, man this is refreshing... Okay! Let's cut to the chase! Let's start the ripping of the facial area NOW!" [1st turn]

"Still no attack? What's wrong with you, kid? Deaf? I can sing you a song! Want one? [3rd turn, if not chosen attack, Yes and No appear as choices]

"No song? Aww... I had a whole. MUSICAL. NUMBER. WAITING FOR YOU A.K.A ANYONE WHO PASSES BY!" [If No was chosen, attacks speed up]

"Okay then... *clears throat* 🎶So there's a little orange box in the bottom corner, you press that and up comes a menu, you hit it smack dab in the center and what do you know? They are yelling and whimpering!🎶 There's a song... Or a poem... Or maybe just a rhyme." [If Yes was chosen]

"So you think I'll give up that easily? Pfft! Look a your shtick! 'Hey, I'm a human! Wanna be friends or some junk?! Let's go for Nice Cream! They're on me!' That's what you sound like! Ya hear?" [If ACTed by pressing Assist]

"So... Mercy? Wanna play? I'll go first!" [ACTed by pressing Plead, you lose half your health]

"NO! I... Need... That... Fire... ded." [Acted by pressing Douse, attacks slow]

"Man I needed that..." [Warm, attacks quicken]

"Stop. I need that human soul so I can bring other human souls to Asgore. Do you not want harmony?

"OH YOU WANNA GO LITTLE MAN?! I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SO MUCH OF A THING IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA BE A THING ANYMORE!" [Challenge, attacks speed up by 2000%]

"GRUMBLR I don't feel like correcting my mistakes I'll let autobcrpoerect in the Underground fix it" [Neutral]

"Dum dee doo, sittin' on the ground, waiting for the precise moment of impact to dodge..." [Neutral]

"Gonna go do something after this maybe go to Grillby's and burn it down as a 'tip'" [Neutral]

"WHEEL OF FATE! No, it's not actually the Wheel of Fate, just the SOUL Roulette. Let's have a spin, shall we?" [The turn before the Roulette spins]

"MK? Seriously? I'll throw a knife in... Remember it? Probably not! Nyeh heh heh!" [If the Monster Kid card was chosen]

"So, that dumb flower? I made a stopwatch outta him. Let's see..." [If the Flowey card was chosen]

"...Toriel and Asgore?" [Pie and Pitchfork section]

"...Sans?" ["BAD TIME" section]

"...Paperious?" [Bone section]

"...Want a donut? 13 donuts?" [Donut section]

"...Do you like Mettaton? Too bad. Here's a bit of Mettaton." [Microphone section]

"...Udnyne the Udyning?" [Spear section]

"Have you heard of... Temmie Village? It's real secret. Here's a sample of the delicacy." [Temmie card]

"I root for these guys. They get me. All except the suicidal bug thing." [Froggit card]

"No witty comment..." [Sword card]

"Remember that? Hopefully not!" [EAGoW card]

"The croissants are good. Minus how they're filled with spiders." [Croissant card]

"I am dead! Dead, I say, dead! You win! You... Wi-just kidding. I'm still alive. And I'm gonna kill your face." [Low HP, neutral]

"Okay, small fry, you win. Truce? But do you think I'll disintegrate like everything else? That's not what us humans do. I'll be waiting for you to come back so we can play chess or something." [No HP]

"Since I'm half-dead, sure. I don't want to die, I have no more days off." [Plead, Low HP, allows you to spare him]


 * After battle*

"See ya!"

Genocide


 * Before Battle*

"I will save both worlds! You are a monster! (No offense to the other residents of this place.) You need to just die! You're like a piece of cheese that's moldy and stuck to the table. GO AWAY"

"Oh no... Oh nonononononononomononmonono it isn't happening THIS ISNT HapPeNINg"

"RUN"


 * flash!*

"GO! GO! GO!"


 * battle*

"STOP" [neutral]

"nO" [neutral or if you try to ACT/Spare]

"LEAVE" [neutral]

"STOP!" [neutral]

"WHAT" [neutral]

"PAAAIIIN" [neutral, low HP]

"IN MY OPINION, HP MEANS HOPE..." [neutral, high HP]

"REALLY, ONCE YOU TRY TO GET SOMETHING OR SOMEONE FOR A WHILE, YOU JUST GIVE UP. TRUST ME, I KNOW." [1st turn]

"BUT THAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU SOON. MONSTER." [2nd]

"YOU'LL JUST GET KILLED. STOP. NOT THAT I CARE IF YOU..." [3rd]

"If you DIE, DIE, DIE! Y-YOU HUMAN... OR WHATEVER YOU ARE. I DUNNO." [4th]

"BUT ANYWAY. WHERE WAS I? OH. TELLING YOU ABOUT... YOU." [5th]

"YOU WANT A KO?! I'LL GIVE YA ONE!" [6th]

"zzzzzzzzzzzz... Huh? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" [7th, he falls asleep this turn, causing it to be infinite after a barrage of every attack]

"Haha. You though you could-" [7th(?) turn, after moving the bullet board to FIGHT]

"DAUGH! NO! MY MONOLOGUING WAS MY DEMISE! YOU IDIOT, YOU AREN'T READY FOR THE REST OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD! oh..." [7th(?) after pressing FIGHT a second time]

"okay...okay...okay...go...on...with...your...mass...mur- WAIT!" *NGAHHH! plays* "I AM A HUMAN TOO! I HAVE DETEMMIENATION!" [no HP, human souls orbit him]

"NYAH HA HA! I HAVE BECOME AN ULTIMATE BEING OF PURE CHAOS!" [souls are absorbed, becomes even more powerful]

"Die, you, you... You know what, I got some Determination and I will inject it into anyone here! If the souls make me a chaos being, what will Determination add to that? Oh well. Here goes nothing............................................ ............................ Wait, look at the expression of your face! When I said 'here goes nothing' and paused, I knew you thought that I meant I was holding my turn forever again! Tahaha! Priceless! Anyway, here we go..." [pulls out a flask of liquid Determination and chugs it, becomes an insanely powerful version of him. Five turns after becoming Chaos Being]

"I AM THE ULTIMATE CREATURE! ALL SHALL GIVE ME A FREE DONUT AND NOT THAT SPIDER KIND! IT TASTED LIKE SPIDERS! OH NO... What's happnng t meh heend...? I'm melting! Melting! Melting! I thought this only happened to monsters! Noooooooooooooooo... I'm dyinggggggggggggg *dead*" [A few turns after becoming a little bit evil, melts like Undyne,you win]

Flavor text

He guards nothing. He's a human, like you. [Check]

Hopefully... [Check 2x]

You ask him to help, but he ignores you. [Plead]

He isn't listening. [Assist]

You dump water from the nearby waterfall on him while he readies an attack. ATK for this turn is lowered. [Douse]

You contribute some body heat to him. He seems to not care. [Warm]

You make an I-am-better-than-you gesture. [Challenge]

Not worth talking to. [Check, Genocide, 1st phase]

Simple. [Check, Genocide, 2nd phase

Nothing...? [Any ACT, Genocide]

Themes

Pacifist: YAAAH! Wait, what?

Neutral: Bonetrousle and Megalovania played over eachother

Genocide: "Bones to Pick" (1st phase)

2nd phase: Distorted version of "Your Best Friend (you know what's going on, don't you?)"

3rd phase: Distorted "Determination"