Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27907368-20160323193924

I like to imagine that Gaster would be like Cave Johnson in regards to his practices. No, it's not a super serious depiction of Gaster but he is one of the few canon characters that doesn’t have a set personality. I just wanna have some fun. Please. :’D I’d recommend listening to Cave Johnson’s quote set from the Portal 2 DLC “Perpetual Testing Initiative”.

I also may have made a bunch of dialogue for Gaster that is a bunch of "what the..." moments that I think would be true to his character if he was a little mad. Examples of some dialogue clips (in caps for immersion, context provided at some points). He’s inspired by Professor Membrane, Cave Johnson, the font brothers, my weird sense of humor and sometimes Timmy Turner’s dad. I didn’t give a ton of background here – if you want clarification on the canon I work with, let me know. Enjoy!

"SAFE SCIENCE?! IF YOU LIKE SAFE SCIENCE SO MUCH YOU SHOULD JUST MARRY IT!" -prompt- "IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A SAFE SCIENCE DOOR THAT WON'T HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT OF THIS MULTIVERSE?!"

"IN MY LAB, WE THROW SCIENCE AT THE WALL AND SEE WHAT STICKS!" -prompt- "I LOVE MY JOB!"

Gaster's final message to sans in the time machine: "IF YOU'RE USING THE TIME MACHINE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM MYSELF IN ANOTHER TIMELINE." "..." "IT SAYS 'DO NOT USE THE TIME MACHINE'." "..." "LOL"

(You hand Gaster some spaghetti. Not on a plate. Like, a handful of noodles.) “… DO YOU KNOW WHO AM I?” (spaghetti sauce is dripping down his lab coat) “I’M THE MAN WHO’S GOING TO DESTROY YOUR TIMELINE! WITH THE SPAGHETTI!” (he keeps smiling even though he is furious) “I’M GOING TO DEDICATE A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF MY LIFE TO MAKING COMBUSTIBLE SPAGHETTI!” (he seems pleased.) “NYAHAHEHEHEHE!”

"THEY SAID THAT I COULDN'T GET OUT OF PAYING ALIMONY... I SHOWED THEM!" -prompt- "SCIENCE PREVAILS AGAIN!"

"ASGORE SAID I COULDN'T FIRE SOMEBODY FOR NEEDING TO EAT TO SURVIVE. DID IT ANYWAY! LUNCH BREAKS ARE TEDIOUS."

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Verdana",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">on a bag of popato chisps in the future: "SANS, PLEASE BRING BACK MY TIME MACHINE! OH, AND ALSO PAPYRUS. K THNX.”

<p class="MsoNormal"> “I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT – I JUST READ THAT HUMANS ARE MADE UP OF 60% WATER… CONGRATULATIONS!” –prompt- “IT MUST BE DIFFICULT WASTING SO MUCH OF A PRECIOUS RESOURCE!”

<p class="MsoNormal">  sans: the origin.

<p class="MsoNormal"> (with younger PAPYRUS and sans present in the lab) "AREN'T YOU EXCITED FOR NATIONAL 'BRING YOUR SPECIES TO WORK' DAY?" -prompt- "DO HUMANS HAVE SUCH THRILLING HOLIDAYS?!"

<p class="MsoNormal"> An alternate timeline in which sans is Gaster's father. "WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION?" -prompt- "..."

Luv u all. ^^ <ac_metadata title="Do you have any headcannons? I&#039;m looking for inspiration! [serious and funny are welcome]" related_topics="W. D. Gaster|Sans"> </ac_metadata>