Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-39401506-20190523205653/@comment-35757757-20190723031141

I read that AUs are allowed and break the fourth wall with a fireball and jump into the story, open up random AU portals while playing “The World Revolving”, find Dream and Nightmare fighting and yell “IMMA PRINCESS PEACH YA FLOOKER!”, and grab Dream, summon a Flying Koopa Clown Car, and kidnap him Bowser-Style as I fly through a random sky portal as more portals open up everywhere and Nightmare throws a tree at me as he now has to rescue his brother from what looks like a dog-Human hybrid who’s making Mario jokes and calls him a “cringey edgeball teenager”, and he’s rightfully upset because he will likely run into a lot of RPG clichés on his quest and have to team up with dancing Alphys, open-eyed Frisk who’s also buff now, and Undyne the Agrivated Tem as hell first end up in Undertale with this madness happening and they start helping him through whatever reason will end up happening when people start adding to his adventure when I post this comment and they’ll have to travel through multiple AUs to find my base as I watch on using my fourth wall breaking powers and will only let them succeed (despite the fact that they’ll likely suffer such horrors as rule 34, Cancer sans Fangirls, painfully difficult boss fights, and exposition) at anything because I want something to entertain myself with as I wait for the final boss fight to be able to happen but first I need to see how people will go about with the formation of The party and likely help with it myself with my own commands

(Hard to believe I contained that all in one sentence... YEAH I’M SERIOUS I SOMEHOW DIDN’T END PART OF THE SENTENCE AT ALL AND JUST KEPT ABUSING THE POWER OF COMMAS AND PARENTHESES)