User:CaveStoryKing

Hi! (I wanted to start with an Undertale meme, but realised that's just wrong.)

A Brief History of My Experiences with Undertale and How They Nearly Destroyed My Actual Physical Life
Just a note: I don't actually own Undertale. I have some friends who own it, but the only times I've played it are when I'm at someone else's house. I have never fought any enemies in the Core.

The Undertale rush first hit me about half a year ago. (My friend Kinsley was playing some jRPG [that is, Undertale] I didn't know the name of at the time and I was like "I didn't know you liked RPGs from ten years ago!" My clock was quickly cleaned.) The next time I heard about Undertale was on the way dropping off a few friends (including Kinsley) which was when I heard EVERY SPOILER. ( My other friend is a spoiler alert. Jacob, if you are reading this, you're a good kid who constantly reminds me of Sans.)

The next time was when I was at Jacob's house, along with Kinsley. (If you two are reading this, and I know you two frequently browse this wiki, I'm sorry for giving everyone your names! I couldn't stand saying "my friend" and "my other friend" any more times!) They had just finished Pacifist, and wanted a new challenge. We ended up taking turns playing a zone, and I was the first, playing the Ruins for the first time of my life.

I killed EVERYTHING.

(Fans, I can see you screaming "Blasphemy of blasphemies!" from here.)

The good thing about going Genocide first is you haven't built much of a bond with them. I killed Toriel without batting an eyelash. (The bad thing? Well, just watch...) We pwned everything that moved... Until we got to Undyne. She did her job well, leaving us stuck forever.

The day after, I was really morose. I never wanted to play a video game involving violence again. I just sat the day away and cried and cried.

It took me a while to get over it, but I finally did. A month or so later, I was at Jacob's house again. I completed Pacifist and True Pacifist endings. My opinions of Undertale were slightly better, but the True Lab still freaks me out. I started exploring the intriguing and horrifying AUs (Alternate Universes, which is just a fan term for "fan fiction") that my friends either found on the Internet or made up. All in all here's my final rating for Undertale:

10/10 for the game

0/10 for the fanbase (Sorry to offend.)

I don't know why you read my entire history, but if you text the theme of my least favorite area of Undertale to my Message wall, I will send you a suprise!