User:Quadstar/Edit Drafts

The purpose of this page is just to put my drafts here, since I may sometimes make really long edits.

Pre-Bomb Defusal

 * [Alphys calls] Okay, I'm back!
 * A-another dark room, huh?
 * Don't worry!
 * M-my hacking skills have got things covered!
 * Are you serious?
 * [Mettaton] OHHHHHH YESSS!!!
 * GOOD EVENING, BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!
 * THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!
 * AN INTERESTING SITUATION HAS ARISEN IN EASTERN HOTLAND!
 * FORTUNATELY, OUR CORRESPONDENT IS OUT THERE, REPORTING LIVE!
 * BRAVE CORRESPONDENT! PLEASE FIND SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY TO REPORT!
 * OUR TEN WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!
 * [Basketball]
 * BASKETBALL'S A BLAST, ISN'T IT, DARLING?
 * TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS.
 * THEY'RE MTT-BRAND FASHION BASKETBALLS. FOR WEARING, NOT PLAYING.
 * YOU CAN'T GET RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE MOI WITHOUT BEAUTIFYING A FEW ORBS. [Check]
 * IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING BASKETBALL HOOP. [Check #2+]
 * ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A BASKETBALL!
 * AH. BASKETBALLS.
 * CIRCLES OF FUN. ORBS OF JOY. SPHERES OF AMUSEMENT.
 * BUT YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH THIS ONE. IT'S AN MTT-BRAND FASHIONBALL.
 * PROPER MAINTENANCE IS REQUIRED TO KEEP IT LOOKING GOOD.
 * AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN EXPOSURE TO HUMAN BODY HEAT CAUSES THE PAINT TO SLOUGH OFF.
 * ... WAIT A SECOND.
 * THAT'S NOT A BASKETBALL.
 * THAT'S A BOMB!!!
 * OH NO!!! THIS SPORT REVIEW...
 * IS TURNING INTO A SHORT REVIEW!
 * BECAUSE IT'LL BE OVER AFTER YOU BLOW UP.
 * BUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED!
 * YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET! [Report]
 * [Dog]
 * WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPURTUNITY FOR A STORY!
 * I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW:
 * "A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE."
 * FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY. [Check]
 * THIS DOG... STILL EXISTS!
 * THIS STORY... JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! [Check #2+]
 * ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG!
 * (CUE AUDIENCE AWWS)
 * THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT'S THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR!
 * LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
 * WAIT A SECOND.
 * THAT'S NOT A TAIL!
 * THAT'S... A FUSE!!!
 * THAT'S RIGHT... THAT DOG...
 * IS A BOMB!!!
 * BUT DON'T PANIC!
 * YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!!! [Report]
 * [Present]
 * OH MY, IT'S A PRESENT! AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, DARLING!
 * AREN'T YOU JUST BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT?
 * WHAT COULD BE INSIDE? WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE "PRESENT" TO FIND OUT! [Check]
 * READY FOR YOUR... PRESENTATION?
 * (... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.) [Check #2+]
 * ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
 * AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
 * LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
 * THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
 * LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
 * IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
 * REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTUL GIFT.
 * THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
 * BUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED!
 * YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!
 * [Video Game]
 * OOH LA LA! THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND... IS DYNAMITE!!!
 * THOUGH I DON'T MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN IT UNTIL THREE-FOURTHS IN.
 * BUT I LIKE THAT.
 * APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE MANNA, SLAKING THE AUDIENCE'S HUNGER FOR GORGEOUS ROBOTS...
 * OOH! THAT'S METTATON! [Check]
 * AH, YOU UNDERSTAND.
 * THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU SHOULD CHECK EVERYTHING TWICE. [Check #2+]
 * [Movie Script]
 * OH NO!!! THAT MOVIE SCRIPT!!! HOW'D??? THAT GET THERE???
 * IT'S A SUPER-JUICY SNEKA PREVIEW OF MY LATEST GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BOMB FILM:
 * METTATON THE MOVIE XXVIII... STARING METTATON!
 * I'VE HEARD THAT LIKE THE OTHER FILMS...
 * IT CONSISTS MOSTLY OF A SINGLE FOUR-HOUR SHOT OF ROSE PETALS SHOWERING ON MY RECLINING BODY.
 * OOH!!! BUT THAT'S!!! NOT CONFIRMED!!
 * YOU WOULDN'T (COUGH) SPOIL MY MOVIE FOR EVERYONE WITH A PROMOTIONAL STORY, WOULD YOU? [Check]
 * PHEW!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A BUNCH OF FREE ADVERTISEMENT!! [Look more]
 * OH! YOU'RE BACK!
 * THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT SEEMS NO ONE CAN RESIST THE ALLURE OF MY NEW FILM! [Check #2+]
 * [Glass of Water]
 * OH MY!!!!
 * ... IT'S A COMPLETELY NONDESCRIPT GLASS OF WATER.
 * BUT ANYTHING CAN MAKE A GREAT STORY WITH ENOUGH SPIN! [Check]
 * I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE LUKEWARM WATER FAN, FOLKS! [Check #2+]
 * OH MY! 
 * IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA IS ACTUALLY A BOMB!
 * THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
 * THAT PRESENT'S A BOMB!
 * THAT BASKETBALL'S A BOMB! [Two of these lines of text will appear depending on which item you reported]
 * EVEN MY WORDS ARE...! [Mettaton's text falls out of the dialogue box and explodes]
 * BRAVE CORRESPONDENT...
 * IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE ALL OF THE BOMBS...
 * THIS BIG BOMB WILL BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS IN TWO MINUTES !
 * THEN YOU WON'T BE REPORTING "LIVE" ANY LONGER!
 * HOW TERRIBLE! HOW DISTURBING!
 * OUR NINE VIEWERS ARE GOING TO LOVE WATCHING THIS!
 * GOOD LUCK, DARLING!!
 * [Alphys calls] D-don't worry!
 * I installed a bomb-defusing program on your phone!
 * Use the 'defuse' option when the bomb is in the DEFUSE ZONE !
 * N-now, go get 'em!
 * N-now, go get 'em!

Bomb-Defusal

 * [Alphys] Great job! Keep heading around the room! 
 * Try to go for the one in the bottom-left next! [After one bomb has been defused]

Post-Bomb Defusal
[If the player defused all the bombs in time] [If the player didn't defuse all of the bombs in time]
 * WELL DONE, DARLING!
 * YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL OF THE BOMBS!
 * IF YOU DIDN'T DEACTIVATE THEM, THE BIG BOMB WOULD HAVE EXPLODED IN TWO MINUTES .
 * NOW IT WON'T EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES !
 * INSTEAD IT'll EXPLODE IN TWO SECONDS !
 * GOODBYE, DARLING!
 * AH.
 * IT SEEMS THE BOMB ISN'T GOING OFF.
 * [Alphys calls] That's b-because!!!
 * While you were monologuing... I...!!!
 * I f... fix... Um... I ch-change...
 * OH NO. YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB WITH YOUR HACKING SKILLS.
 * Yeah! That's what I did!
 * CURSES! IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN!
 * CURSE YOU, HUMAN! CURSE YOU, DR. ALPHYS, FOR HELPING SO MUCH!
 * BUT I DON'T CURSE MY EIGHT WONDERFUL VIEWERS FOR TUNING IN!!!
 * UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLING!
 * W-wow... W-we really showed him, huh?
 * H-hey, I know I was kind of weird at first...
 * But I really think I'm getting more...
 * Uh, more...
 * M-more confident about guiding you!
 * S-so don't worry about that b-big d-dumb robot...
 * I-I'll protect you from him!
 * A-and if it really c-came down to it, we could just t-turn...
 * Um, nevermind.
 * Later!
 * Later!
 * TOO BAD, DARLING!
 * YOU FAILED TO DEFUSE ALL OF THE BOMBS WITHIN THREE MINUTES !
 * NOW THE BIG BOMB IS GOING TO BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!
 * READY, VIEWERS? HERE COMES THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
 * AHAHAH!
 * GOODBYE, DARLING!
 * AH. IT SEEMS THE BOMB ISN'T GOING OFF.
 * [Alphys calls] That's b-because!!!
 * While you were monologuing... I...!!!
 * I f... fix... Um... I ch-change...
 * OH NO. YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB WITH YOUR HACKING SKILLS.
 * Yeah! That's what I did!
 * CURSES! IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN!
 * CURSE YOU, HUMAN! CURSE YOU, DR. ALPHYS, FOR HELPING SO MUCH!
 * BUT I DON'T CURSE MY EIGHT WONDERFUL VIEWERS FOR TUNING IN!!!
 * UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLING!
 * B-boy... That was close, huh?
 * I guess a little closer than I would have liked.
 * I should have given you better directions....
 * A-and there j-just wasn't enough time...
 * W-well! That's Mettaton's fault, not mine!
 * I c-can't second myself now.
 * I'm f-finally starting to f-feel confident about g-guiding you.
 * I'll protect you from that mean old robot, n-no matter what!
 * If I have to, I'll even t-turn...
 * Um, nevermind.
 * We're halfway over to the core!
 * Let's go!