Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-4614364-20151202025343/@comment-34064085-20180316230157

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

Lemon Guy has a real sour sense of humor. Every time he tries to make funnier puns, he just can't get bitter.

What does Sans say to Chara while they're sleeping?

Wanna have a bed time?

Asgore: Human. It was ice to meet you. *slips* Wow, I really slipped up.

Why didn't Papyrus get killed by Chara?

Because it was way pasta his bedtime.

Why didn't the knife marry the spoon

Because he didn't see the point.

Did you hear about the guy who got whole right side cut off? He's all right now.

I accidentally ate some food coloring yesterday. The docter says I'm ok, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.