Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26662104-20151220024713/@comment-5498154-20160122035915

It's not that Undyne didn't want to monologue before her fight, it's that she forgot what the monologue was. *ding*

I heard a small bit of "Hopes and Dreams" in one of my dreams before the game even came out. I'm not sure what the net worth is there, but until I get claification I'm gonna call it a sin. *ding*

Behind Papyrus' and Sans' house, the dialogue for checking the machine says it's covered up with a sheet. This would be fine, but the dialogue shouldn't say this, because it's only covered with a sheet from OUR PERSPECTIVE. *ding*

Before taking the elevator to New Home, Alphys states that you need a human and monster soul to cross the barrier. Seems legitimate, but if she knew this the entire time, you'd think she'd be smart enough to tell that to Asgore in order to cross the barrier and get the eight SOULs from the humans. *ding*

Also, Toriel knows the above, but Alphys doesn't. F*ck you, Alphys. *ding*

I'm going to sin Asgore for NOT knowing the above. *ding*

Undyne forces you to use your diploma from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things during her fight. *ding*

When you enter Sans' Room, you can walk in ANY DIRECTION, but eventually you find out you're on a treadmill. And regardless of which way you went, the treadmill always faces RIGHT. *ding*

I'm also going to sin the fact that you can walk away from the door until you're out of view from it, then when you find out you're on the treadmill, the door's right there. What the hell? *ding*

Mettaton has human-killing death mechanisms and junk. Okay, WHERE ARE THEY? *ding*

"NEWS FLASH: A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE". Mettaton, for no reason in paticular, I'm going to remove a sin. *gnid*

Muffet needs the funds from your SOUL to purchase transportation for the spiders in the Ruins to Hotland. Okay, why? What's the issue? It looks like they're making plenty of money there. *ding*

Also, how did the Ruins spiders even GET to the Ruins? Did they originate there? Okay, okay, makes enough sense. So how did MUFFET get to HOTLAND? *ding*

Reaper Bird defies physics to make a creepypasta-esque appearance. Man, that sure would be useful to get out of the True Lab, huh. *ding*

Lemon Bread is a complete troll for disguising itself as a SAVE point. Thanks, Lemon Bread. Not only can I not SAVE, I have to fight an annoying thing that for some reason smells like lemons. *ding*

A refridgerator rumbles around in the True Lab for no other reason than to piss you off to figure out why it's rumbling. *ding*

An Amalgamate tucks Frisk into bed. First, I'm going to sin it because there's no reason for it, then remove a sin because I'm not made of stone. Nothing to see here.