Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27524978-20160317154321/@comment-29973613-20161016210518

JabberwockTheLemur wrote: Canon Sans: A lazy skeleton who loves his brother, puns, and ketchup. Is most likely depressed and possibly knew W.D. Gaster. Is aware of resets, but doesn't remember them.

Positive fanon Sans: Overpowered as Hell, can destroy the universe, lives happily with his definite father Gaster, tells puns every 5 seconds. Is very socially adept and makes friends with everyone. Remembers every single reset in perfect detail and has nightmares about them  and a sympathetic and tragic past. Has an ectodong.

Negative fanon Sans: Fat, lazy and slobbish edgelord who wants to kill himself and the human because edge. Killed his definite father Gaster. Is shipped with both Papyrus and Toriel at the same time. Can reset. Has an ectodong.

How is that last one in any way a positive thing???