Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28914075-20160726225640/@comment-26907577-20191205174445

I'm reporting live from the site of the crash, where eyewitnesses report a large passenger train coming into the yard. Despite desperate signalling by other conductors, the train remained entirely uncontrolled through the whole event. It appears that "the Undyrus train" hit a tight curve, intended for directing slow-moving and controlled locomotives into the repair shop, and derailed, keeping much of its 40 mph of speed while turning over. It collided with the then-empty Onionsan/Flowey train, killing everybody on board the Undyrus train. Authorities suspect sabotage and are currently tracing the tracks to hunt down the culprit, on charges of destruction of property and murder. Autopsies suggest several passengers (of which at least one was flung from the wreckage) were violently stabbed prior to the crash. To the counter of those making murder accusations, some point to the fire found in the main cargo compartment as counterevidence. Those theorising sabotage again point to the daggers found amidst the wreckage and suggest the fire was started deliberately, perhaps to destroy documents of importance to several anonymous VIPs onboard. Yet a third party claims the fire was arson to destroy evidence of an intelligent alien species prior to its revelation on Wikileaks.

Further investigation has shown the only person in the latter group is named "Jerry". The Department of Homeland Security has placed a small bounty on the accuser.