User:QMBFXSL/Blog:Super Awesome Guide to winning at Thundersnail and subsequently Life as well

So, uh.

You wanna be a Thundersnailer?

Well, you have definitely come to the right place.

You see, if you wanna win at Thundersnail, you gotta know what to do.

So, first in this oddly specific set of rules is:

Once the match starts, push Z at one second intervals.

Do so up until about 1/3 through the race.

After a while your snail will haul ass into first place.

BUT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WIN

Seriously, since when did coming first make you a winner?

You gotta come second, but really close.

So, when you're nearing the end of the race, push Z a few times until your snail is just overtaken by another snail.

Then let your snail take the amazing second place victory, and revel while you soak up the insane amount of dosh you'll get from completing the ultimate challenge that is THUNDERSNAIL.

Oh wait, it's only 20G? But... you paid 10G to get in...

Screw it, just farm cloudy glasses money for an hour.

Happy Thundersnailing and other accomplishment.