Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28914075-20160722183027/@comment-32182236-20171024003632

Asgore CURSED THE TEMMIES!

Let's run through the evidence, shall we?

Bob has good speech! He speaks perfectly! So clearly, he's the one natural Temmie! He wasn't artificially created...

"But oh, lovely human of justice, why can't Bob just be illuminati?"

The illuminati hides their nature. They wouldn't leave such obvious evidence. Asgore's the real Illuminati here, as the ruler of the Underground. That's why he didn't go with Toriel's plan-This is obvious evidence that he is illuminati, that he left! There's no contradiction in my logic here, no need to look for one. Oh look, there's one theory about Asgore:So this is a double-theory:Two in one! How about that?

Besides, I have more evidence than that. The echo flowers that surround Waterfall...blue, enchanted flowers... Seems a lot like... POSION JOKE!!

For those of you unaware, posion joke is a special type of flower, that when stepped in, gives you a silly curse. I know it's not from Undertale, nor even made by Toby Fox, but this is a clear connection-It HAS to be! The echo flower is poison joke! The Temmies stepped in it, and are now forced to speak terribly. Except for Bob-He didn't. Zecora, So there you have it-Temmies are CURSED BY ASGORE!!

"But human of justice! How do you know ASGORE cursed the temmies with posion joke?!"

Dude. I already proved Asgore is illuminati. And since Asgore is illuminati, he did it. Besides, as ruler of the underground, he decides what plants go where, right?

Alright, the stupid theory's done. I'm sure it's worse than Sans is Ness-I don't think I can even count how many flaws in reasoning I've used. Let's hope nobody actually believes this theory. ;)