Alphys

I’m 35 and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I don’t think that I should be “beating them off with a stick”, but I really can’t see quite why I do as badly as I do. I’m neither fantastically attractive (if only), nor, crucially, do I think I’m absolutely hideous. I’ve got plenty of mates, male and female, they always express disbelief that I’ve been unable to get even one girlfriend in the 20 years or so I’ve been interested in the idea.