Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26662104-20151220024713/@comment-27305651-20151224212203

Mettaton's "My True Love" song. Bear with me - a rectangular robot in a blue frilly dress rolls down some stairs and starts singing to a human child about how he's in love with them but the King is going to throw them in the dungeon. One, there is no dungeon, everyone knows full-well that Asgore takes souls *ding.* Two, the lyrics are redundant and sh**ty *ding.* Three, f***ing cherry blossoms start raining down from God knows where like we're in some kind of shoujo manga. *Ding* That being said, this Underground is way too obsessed with anime. *ding* Anime was introduced to the Underground because some asshole on the surface threw it into the garbage *ding*.

Mettaton sends "his true love" into a dungeon of his own design and gives them the ultimatum that if they don't escape in a stupidly short amount of time he's going to kill them. Either he's a kinky bitch or dangerously bipolar. Either way that's another sin. *ding.*

The fact that something that should only have been one sing accrued... one, two, three... seven goddamn sins. Eight, including this one. *Ding.*