Talk:River Person/@comment-36691011-20180823194812

I am perfectly aware that there is literally zero evidence to say that this might be true, but this isn't a theory so I'll say it anyway.

I'd love to see a fangame or creepy pasta where the river person takes off his hood to reveal that he's a grey-gaster-follwer-NPC version of the nice cream vendor, wearing the legendary relic around his neck. Might be a good premise for a boss fight or a comic dub or something, I don't know...