Burgerpants

Burgerpants is an employee at the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, a fast-food restaurant located inside MTT Resort. He is the last vendor in the game and only sells the most expensive healing items.

Appearance
Burgerpants is a 19-year-old orange cat-like monster who wears a small hat with the letter M on it.

Personality
Burgerpants is a highly stressed-out service employee who originally hoped to be an actor. He hates his job and his employer.

Pacifist and Neutral Route
* Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger.

* Sparkle up your day (TM).

[If Talked To] * What can I do for you, little buddy?

Buy
[While purchasing]: How can I help you, O customer?

[On purchase]: THANKSY! Have a FABU-FUL day!!!

[If Talked To] [While purchasing]: Take what you want, little buddy.

[On purchase]: Here you go, little buddy.

Sell
* (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)

[If clicked again] WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Talk
* I'm sorry, (Ha ha) it's against the rules to talk to customers who haven't bought anything.

[Talk] * What?

* Why do you keep trying to talk to me?

* I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.

* Sorry

* ...

* SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.

[While in Talk] * Take it from me, little buddy.

[Life Advice] * I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.

* You've still got time.

* Don't live like me.

* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.

[Romance Advice] * Listen.

* I like you, little buddy.

* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.

* Never interact with attractive people.

* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.

* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.

* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.

* Bad idea.

[Glamburger Story] * So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.

* ...

* Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.

* I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.

* Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!

* But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...

* ... caused my pants to fall down.

* Then the girls laughed at me.

* Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.

[Mettaton] * When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.

* ...

* Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!

[Why is Mettaton bad] * God, have you even looked around?

* This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.

* And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."

Oh! Right!

* Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.

[Why else is MTT bad] * Why do people find him so attractive??

* He's literally just a freaking rectangle.

* ...

* You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...

* Uh, make yourself more rectangular.

* ...

* They don't work.

[Your future] * Future?

* WHAT future?

* Nothing down here ever changes.

* I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.

* ...

* But wait!

* There's one thing that keeps me going!

* If ASGORE gets just one more SOUL, we'll finally get to go to the surface!

* It'll be a brand new world!

* There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!

* For everyone!

* So stay strong, little buddy.

* When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.

Post-Pacifist Dialogue
[Freedom] * So we're free, huh?

* Mettaton told us as much.

* Then he told me, "don't think that means you're getting out of work early."

* Ah... my boss.

* I love that guy.

* And by that I mean I hate him so, so much.

[Bratty and Catty] * Those girls?

* The ones who say my pants fall down?

* Well, we're all gonna be free, so I'll never see them again, at least!

[Freedom] * Don't tell anybody this, Little Buddy.

* (Because they'll make fun of me,)

* But I... * I feel like I played a hand in everyone getting free somehow.

* Even if it was just working this awful job...

* I think I did something!

* I don't know if it's true, but I'll believe it anyway!

[Future] * Little buddy!

* There's a brand new world out there waiting for us.

* I'm sure with my (ahem) qualifications, it won't be long before I'm a famous movie star...

* Or, maybe I'll just end up flipping burgers again.

* But, it's as I say!

* Nowhere to go but up!

* Literally, in this case!

Genocide Route
* (Why do I always get the freaks?)

Buy
[While purchasing]: * Are you gonna order or what?

[On purchase]: * Here you go, little weirdo.

Sell
* Ah. Yes

* I really want to buy your weird dusty artifacts...

* NOT.

Talk
Nothing else to do!

[Evacuation] * Evacuation?

* You're yanking my chain, little weirdo.

* So WHAT if everybody else left work?

* So WHAT if nobody's buying anything?

* Par for the course, little weirdo.

* Par for the course.

[Mettaton] * Well, Mettaton didn't tell me I HAD to work, I guess...

* But that's the thing!

* Sometimes he doesn't even call me until halfway into my shift!

* If I don't play it safe, he's going to yell at me.

* Okay, maybe "yell" is the wrong term.

* It's more like he has this...

* CD album he plays...

* That's entirely full of songs about how bad I am at my job.

[Alone] * Huh?

* Everyone else is DEAD?

* ...

* Does that mean I don't have to work today?

* God.

* That it were true, little weirdo.

* That it were true.

[Threaten] * Sorry, little weirdo.

* Threats won't work on me.

* I can't go to hell.

* I'm all out of vacation days.

Wares
Starfait - 60 GOLD, "Heals 14 HP Very popular food."

Glamburger - 120G, "Heals 27 HP Very popular food."

Legendary Hero - 300G, "Heals 40 HP ATTACK UP in battle"

Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face - 500G, "Heals 60HP Dont ask. Please."

Trivia

 * If you type "Bpants" for the character's name, the response becomes "You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel."
 * The Shop music in MTT Burger Emporium is slowed down to 0.7 speed, even in Pacifist runs.