Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28914075-20160722183027/@comment-32182236-20190424010919

I suppose I'll have to prove this theory myself.

First off, let's get our facts straight. Undyne is most definitely the captain of the Royal Guard. Everyone agrees on that, right? Gerson's retired.

Now, the Royal Guard isn't all about fighting. After all, it still exists at the end of a Neutral Route, where everyone just waters flowers. It has a greater purpose. But what IS its purpose, if it's not fighting? And remember, watering plants has to fit into this. And fighting too, obviously. So they're warriors.. But they also do plain old gardening. They're fighting.. But they're also doing friendly labor work. They're guards, and they're royal.. But soldiers don't describe them adequately.

We also have to take into consideration the Undyne overthrows Toriel if you're bad enough. She has power to determine a new ruler-In this case... herself. With more power than even the kings, she has to be someone with immense power.

...There's only one kind of entity that fits the bill. As some of you might know, popes did, at one point, have much more power than even the kings of Europe! The followers acted as warriors as well:Remember the crusades? And isn't doing good works a common teaching?

Undyne fits the bill of a pope perfectly. -

...But this is an Asgore thread, not an Undyne thread. I have to fit Asgore into this somehow.

...Well, Constantine converted the official religion from the old religion to.. Roman Christianity! And with that, the churches became official.

Meanwhile, Asgore was the one who made the Royal Guard in the first place! So.. Asgore's no king... He's an emperor!

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(It's amazing how well you can make a bad theory look by just arguing it in the right way.. If this theory wasn't made on this thread, I'm certain at least a few people would actually find this plausible.)