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I'm sorry for posting this again, but this is honestly one of the greatest things I've ever written. Appreciate it.

I want an Undertale/Parks and Recreation crossover where like Sans is Leslie's sidekick and she's all like "You are lazy" and he like makes a pun or something. And like maybe Undye and Ron would be besties and make friendship bracelets but like, out of wood and polish them with their bear teath. And I dunno, Toriel and Ben like totally hook up ad he's all like "Wait, I'm married" but not in a dramatic way, like he actually forgot he was married for like 2 months and then just stops having the affair. And like April falls in love with Gaster, cuz' he's angsty or whatever, but the relationship is pretty compicated because the character doesn't actually exist. And Papyrus like is total worst enemies with Chris cuz' he's so optomistic and they both have to compete to be the most happy. And also like Jerry and Jerry don't ever acknowledge each other, but there's like a point of emphesis on them not acknowldging each other, like they just stop in their tracks and dead eye stare each other down for at least 30 seconds, and then both continue on in their business. Uh, also Tom is total besties with Onionsan because neither of them have any character development (burn). And Papyrus like totally makes out with Andy cuz' he's a hotty (Hunkulease am I right?), but it's forbidden by Sans and Andy's all like "Wait, this is wrong" and then stops the smooch, and then Papyrus violently snatches his mouth and he's all like "If this is wrong, then I don't want to be right." Also the Heavymetal Alchemist is there, but he's 12 and just swears constantly.

As you can see, I've put some thought into this.