Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27524978-20161015174642/@comment-35549737-20180330220233

Hello friends, I'm back. And my AU ideas are even worse.

Chilltale: Guess what? It's a Be More Chill/Hamilton crossover. Except, instead of colliding the two worlds like I did for Hamiltale, Undertale characters are actually switched with the personalities of Be More Chill characters.

Alphys is Jeremy, Metatton is the Squip, Frisk is Michael, Asgore is Mr. Heere, etc. And it makes no sense whatsoever.

(I hate that I was responsible for typing those last few sentences.)

Thundertale: All the sprites have been replaced with stock photos of lightning.

Undertrail: The monsters have been sealed onto a random trail, rather than underneath a mountain.

Buttertale: Everyone is made out of butter.

Headcanontale (Part 1): Everything comes straight out of my subconscious headcanons and nothing makes any sense.

Humans are actually just cats in disguise and Burgerpants is a cat who lost his human disguise and hopes to make a new one out of the gold he gets from his job.

Asgore only has a beard because he likes collecting sticks and he keeps his sticks in his beard.

Gaster liked stealing sticks from his beard and made Papyrus out of stolen sticks.

Papyrus made Sans out of spaghetti by accident and sometimes tries to eat him.

Mettaton's box form runs on tacos and googly eyes, whereas his EX form runs on Tab keys and cupcake wrappers, and he turned off because Tab keys were banned and he ran out of them.

Undyne banned Tab keys because she saw Napstablook cheating on The Impossible Quiz Demo by pressing 'Tab'. She has made it a hobby to steal Tab keys from people's computers and enjoys smashing them into dust in her spare time.

Rather than a knife obsession, Chara had a flute obsession and tried to teach Asriel to play the flute, but he passed out during his first lesson.

The Pacifist Chara theory is canon, and on Genocide, Chara stops the player by hitting them on the head with a flute.

Monster Kid is actually a really old man disguised as a kid because he wanted to order from the Kids' Menu at Grillby's, but they wouldn't let him.

I'm done.