Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27446585-20160219222602/@comment-5956954-20160220014539


 * > ACT
 * > Quad

* Check * Clean
 * Tweet * Teach * Hug * Vandalize * Pick on
 * > Check

* Does not appreciate a mess, at all, as expected from a caring motherly bird.
 * Hosts a store full of high-quality cleaning products, but gone bankrupt from the high price gimmick, but has a wonderful living nontleless.
 * > Clean

* You attempt to clean a mess...
 * ... you have nothing to clean. The bird looks amused and appreciates the offer.
 * > Tweet

* You start to tweet like a baby bird. The mother bird's mouth starts to shake a bit.
 * The bird starts to tweet a melody. It sounds a little broken.

"This will be how Quad can be spared. will put more detail in the future."
 * > Teach

* Can't teach bird. It says it got a Doctorate of Philosophy in Human English. It expects proper treatment for it and its products
 * Can't teach Commerce. It knows already. It was a business choice, and a worthwhile one.
 * > Hug

* Can't hug the bird. It flutters away, expecting you to fuzz up its wings.
 * You assume it came back from the fountain not long ago, explaining its phobic-like behavior.
 * > Vandalise

* You attempt to touch the bird and its bag of contents. It gets extremely angry and starts a flurry like a woodpecker
 * It starts to calm down, and expects that you to purchase one of its products.

Product list.

* Detergent (700g) * Smart-Mop (1300g)
 * Mighty Thirsty (300g) * Guidebook (5000g)


 * > Vandalize twice

* You actually vandalize and break all the products...
 * The bird cannot comprehend the anger and starts to spazz out for a second. the bird has now transformed into a jelly-like crystal version of itself and starts to attack the impurity without mercy.


 * > Vandalize thrice

* You grab the crystal jelly bird and attempt to eat it. It starts to panic and starts to shake until it even gave itself a seizure. it falls to the dirty ground and starts to shed some tears...
 * It starts to fly away, crying. TWEEEET TWEET TWEET!!! (How DARE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! You are horrible. You broke what was my life. I'M CALLING THE POLICE. SEE YA IN COURT!!!

"spared."


 * > Pick on

* You picked on the bird. it turns away for a second, then looks back with a stoic expression.
 * It doesn't understand your blabber and doesn't seem to care.

Welp, I'm done this list for now. this is a portion of what undertale battle scenario I would make for Quadstar themself.

Extras

Purchase Detergent

* You bought the Detergent... It's empty... You request a refill. The bird spits some in and goes to get a drink
 * ... suddenly, the Detergent expands and starts to fill the bottle itself. The bird comes back. It is amused by your surprised expression. TWEET TWEET "State of the art." "You obtained a bottle of G.E.L.L STAR."

* Check

StarWash GELL: Top Quality base. Contains minerals shot from the mouth of a Starbird. It is unknown what chemicals it contains, but it does the job. "Heals all HP, Speeds up SOUL speed and makes one Immune to blue attacks."

Purchase Smart-Mop

* You bought the Smart-Mop. Bird feels the need to clarify something before the purchase.
 * tweet tweet "I loved Anthony Sullivan's products. Too bad they look like children's toys. State of the art for any squeeze. This one is special, but be careful where you aim it."


 * > Check

Smart-Mop: as the name implies, but... ... This one has razors spikes on it. It has a name you don't recognise signed on it, with the slogan reading "scrub your problems away." "ATK: 24. Deals poison damage, and damage increases each hit on an enemy."

Purchase the Mighty Thirsty

* You bought one mighty thirsty. Its color scheme is blue and orange, with each one reacting... strangely... You ask what it does.
 * tweet "it's mighty thirsty, and it is ready to drink.


 * > Check

Mighty Thirsty: A blue/orange sponge. its material is made of a rough, slippery jelly. it jiggles when impacted but doesn't seem to rip. has a high density. "ATK: 10/40."

 Purchased five mighty thirsty.' 

* You purchased one more mighty thirsty... you start to think about what you would do with such an abundance...

Protip: after the battle with Quad, if you drop five mighty thirsty's in the overworld, it can form into a powerful piece of armor.

'' Crafted the "MIGHTY THIRSTY ARMOR." ''


 * > Check

MIGHTY THIRSTY ARMOR: An armor with a material used by the FBI as armor plating, but prefers the military style. "DF: 40. cuts damage by 50% every two turns. 5% chance to reflect enemy attacks. slows SOUL speed, but bounce off the wall and one can gain great velocity."

"Purchased the Guidebook."

* You bought the guidebook, but the bird immediately snatches it away after you pay...
 * It explains it doesn't want to share its secrets before retirement.

This can actually be purchased when you can spare Quad, soon.