User:Velocity Chicken/Neutral Route Transcripts

The Neutral Route is one of the three primary routes in Undertale, and the one that the majority of players will see on their first playthrough. It is in this route that the final boss is Flowey, though after playing enough times Flowey will only destroy Asgore's soul, and his fight will be skipped.

Method
The Neutral Ending is what a player will see if they do not complete the Genocide Route or the True Pacifist Route. To see it, don't kill every single enemy, and do not complete the True Lab.

Neutral Ending Possibilities
In all endings, Asgore dies, Flowey is defeated, the six human souls are lost, the protagonist escapes the Underground and the monsters remain trapped behind The Barrier. There are many versions of this ending all starting with Sans' calling and leaving a message telling the player of the Underground's fate. However, the structure of the phone call is based upon the actions that the player has taken throughout the game.

Phone Call Opening
Backed out of a Genocide Route at the last possible opportunity (be LV 19): Never used consumables, is wearing the bandage, is level 1, never killed Papyrus, and doesn't meet the above requirement: Never used consumables, never killed Papyrus, and doesn't meet the above requirements: Still wearing the bandage, never killed Papyrus, and doesn't meet the above requirements: Never saved, never killed Papyrus, and doesn't meet the above requirements: Has the Snowman Piece, never killed Papyrus, and doesn't meet the above requirements: Killed Papyrus, or did not meet any of the above requirements:
 * (Ring, ring...)
 * ...
 * alright, I've got the number.
 * (Ring, ring...)
 * well... just calling to ask.
 * you really like to challenge yourself, huh...?
 * well... good job.
 * just promise not to brag about it, okay?
 * ...guess I should say something else.
 * (Ring, ring...)
 * well... just calling to ask.
 * did you ever get something to eat?
 * ...guess I should say something else.
 * (Ring, ring...)
 * well... just calling to ask.
 * did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...guess I should say something else.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">(Ring, ring...)
 * <font face="comic sans ms">well... just calling to say.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it's been a while. shouldn't you SAVE?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...guess I should say something else.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">well... just calling to say.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">you made a snowman really happy.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">(Ring, ring...)
 * <font face="comic sans ms">well, i'll just leave a message...

If the player didn't kill Toriel, Papyrus, and Undyne, and the player has less than 10 kills, the call will continue like this:
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 * <font face="comic sans ms">so... it's been a while.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">the queen returned, and is now ruling over the underground.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she's enstated a new policy...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">all the humans who fall here will be treated not as enemies
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but as friends.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it's probably for the best, anyway
 * <font face="comic sans ms">the human souls the king gathered...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">seem to have disappeared.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, uh, that plan ain't happening any time soon.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but even though people are heartbroken over the king...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and things are looking grim for our freedom...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">the queen's trying her best not to let us give up hope.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, uh, hey...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">if we're not giving up down here...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">don't give up wherever you are, ok?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">who knows how long it will take...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but we will get out of here. that's a promise.
 * Papyrus: SANS!!! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">oh, nobody.
 * Papyrus: WHAT!? NOBODY!? CAN I TALK TO THEM TOO???
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">here, knock yourself out.
 * Papyrus: WAIT A SECOND... I RECOGNIZE THIS NUMBER!!!

HUNG OUT WITH UNDYNE AND HAS 0 KILLS:
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 * Papyrus: ATTENTION, HUMAN!
 * I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
 * AM NOW CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
 * IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF...
 * EXCEPT, INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, WE JUST WATER FLOWERS.
 * SO THAT'S EVER- SO-SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
 * AND, WE'RE HELPING DR. ALPHYS WITH HER RESEARCH!
 * SHE'S GONNA FIND A WAY TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
 * UNDYNE IS HELPING HER TOO!
 * THOUGH, TO BE HONEST, HER METHOD OF HELPING...
 * SEEMS KIND OF...
 * EXPLOSION-INDUCING.
 * BUT I THINK ALPHYS LIKES HAVING HER AROUND.
 * UH OH!!!
 * Undyne: Hey! What are you up to, punk!? Ngahhhh!
 * Papyrus: PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE PHONE.
 * Undyne: Hey! Who's in charge here!?
 * Papyrus: ME.
 * Undyne: Oh... yeah, that's right!
 * I quit my job as leader of the Royal Guard.
 * Actually, since we won't be fighting anymore...
 * The Royal Guard totally disbanded.
 * There's, uh, only one member now.
 * Papyrus: BUT HE'S EXTREMELY GOOD.
 * Undyne: Yeah!! He is!!! C'mere!!
 * Papyrus: PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE SKELETON.
 * Undyne: Anyways, now I'm working as Alphy's lab assistant...
 * We're gonna find a way out of this dump once and for all!!
 * Oh, yeah, and I'm a gym teacher at the queen's new school.
 * Did you know I can bench-press seven children!?
 * Awesome, right?
 * Hey.
 * I'm sorry about what happened with ASGORE.
 * You were just doing what you had to.
 * It's not your fault he...
 * Ah, darn it. I miss the big guy.
 * Ah, darn it. I miss the big guy.
 * Ah, darn it. I miss the big guy.

DATED ALPHYS: HASN'T DATED ALPHYS ---
 * Alphys: H-hey, Undyne, are you okay...?
 * Undyne: I'm fine. Why don't you talk for a while?
 * Alphys: U... uh, okay! Man, she's tsundere...
 * Um, hi...
 * S-sorry, I hate talking on the phone.
 * I don't really know what to say.
 * Hey, why didn't you tell me the queen was so cute?
 * Uh, I mean, uh...
 * Mettaton's doing OK!
 * And! Um!
 * I'm trying to figure a way for us to get out of here!
 * B-but I kinda have no idea what I'm doing.
 * I'll figure it out eventually, though.
 * The queen is a lot different from ASGORE...
 * She actually checks to see if I'm doing anything.
 * She's really turned this whole place around!
 * Oh! Hey! Wait a second!
 * Hey! TORIEL! Do you wanna talk to...?
 * Well, she says she's busy.
 * Undyne: Oh, she SAYS she's busy.
 * Papyrus: IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">we wouldn't get the phone back for at least a few hours.
 * Papyrus: WE HAVE THE MERCY TO SPARE YOU FROM HER!!
 * Alphys: B-but, if you want to, call and talk to her any time.
 * Undyne: Yeah! She'd be happy to hear from ya!
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">oh, whoops.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">this thing's almost outta batteries.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, hate to cut this short, but...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">be seeing you, ok, buddy?
 * Papyrus: BYE BYE FOR NOW!
 * Undyne: See ya, punk!
 * Alphys: G-good... Good...
 * Hey, why do I have to be the one to hang up?
 * Eheheh... I hate goodbyes...
 * Um, we'll see you again someday!
 * Undyne: See ya, punk!
 * Alphys: G-good... Good...
 * Hey, why do I have to be the one to hang up?
 * Eheheh... I hate goodbyes...
 * Um, we'll see you again someday!
 * Undyne: Come on, Undyne! Snap out of it!
 * Uh, I guess I'll tell you how Alphys is doing.
 * Well, she's the same as ever.
 * Maybe a little more reclusive than normal.
 * Seems like something's really bothering her...
 * But she can get through it!
 * I'm there supporting her!!
 * That's what friends are for, right?
 * Hey, wherever you are...
 * I hope it's better than here.
 * It took a lot of sacrifice for you to get there...
 * So, wherever you are...
 * You have to try to be happy, okay!?
 * For our sakes!
 * We'll feel better knowing our trouble was worth it.
 * We're all with you! Everyone is! Even the queen!
 * HEYYY! WAIT a second!
 * TORIEL! TORIEL! Do you wanna...?
 * Heh, she says she's busy.
 * Papyrus: BUT IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">we wouldn't get the phone back for at least a few hours.
 * Papyrus: WE HAVE THE MERCY TO SPARE YOU FROM HER!!
 * Undyne: But call back any time, ok?! She'd love to talk!
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">oh, whoops.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">this thing's almost outta batteries.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, hate to cut this short,
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but... be seeing you, ok, buddy?
 * Papyrus: BYE BYE FOR NOW!
 * Undyne: See ya, punk!
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but... be seeing you, ok, buddy?
 * Papyrus: BYE BYE FOR NOW!
 * Undyne: See ya, punk!

HASN'T BEFRIENDED UNDYNE/MORE THAN 0 KILLS:
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 * HEY!!! HUMAN!!!
 * HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M DOING FINE!!!
 * WELL, BESIDES ONE THING...
 * THE QUEEN DISBANDED THE ROYAL GUARD.
 * SINCE WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT HUMANS ANYMORE.
 * WOW!!!
 * I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
 * BUT, THAT'S OKAY!
 * BECAUSE I'M STILL WORKING HARD!
 * EVEN IF IT'S ON NOTHING AT ALL!
 * SO DON'T FEEL BAD!
 * PAPYRUS IS FINE!
 * UNDYNE IS THE ONE THAT'S GOT IT BAD!
 * SHE LOST HER JOB...
 * THEN SHE LOST HER HOUSE...
 * IT WAS SAD... BUT WE'RE TAKING CARE OF HER!
 * SHE LIVES ON OUR COUCH NOW.
 * IT'S LIKE A SLEEPOVER EVERY NIGHT!
 * A SLEEPOVER THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM.
 * OH, WE GAVE HER A JOB, TOO.
 * SANS HIRED HER AT HIS ILLEGAL HOT DOG STAND.
 * SHE HATES WORKING THERE!
 * BUT SHE MAKES A MEAN HOT DOG.
 * OH YEAH.
 * OH YEAH.

MORE HASN'T BEFRIENDED UNDYNE
--
 * SHE STILL BLAMES YOU...
 * FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ASGORE.

SPARED METTATON: KILLED METTATON: --
 * SHE TALKS TO ME A LOT...
 * ABOUT GETTING REVENGE ON YOU.
 * SHE HAS A LUDICROUS PLAN...
 * TO CROSS THE BARRIER AND BEAT YOU UP.
 * TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
 * BUT I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT!!!
 * CAUSE I WANT TO GO WITH HER!
 * THEN I'D GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
 * EVEN IF I'D HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
 * WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!
 * AND KEEP IN TOUCH...
 * IT'LL MAKE OUR PLANS EASIER.
 * BYE!
 * BYE!
 * AND ALPHYS' DISAPPEARANCE, TOO.
 * SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
 * SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
 * "I COULDN'T PROTECT HER..."
 * IT'S HARD TO GET HER TO DO ANYTHING NOW.
 * I EVEN SUGGESTED WE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.
 * YOU KNOW, SO I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN.
 * BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
 * REVENGE WON'T BRING ANYBODY BACK.
 * I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
 * CAN YOU PLEASE BRING BACK HER FRIENDS?
 * IF YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR?
 * PLEASE...
 * UNDYNE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL.
 * BYE.

BEFRIENDED UNDYNE AND HAS MORE THAN 0 KILLS
--
 * I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT...
 * SHE, UM, REALLY HATES YOU NOW.
 * EVEN MORE THAN SHE EVER HAS.
 * IT'S BECAUSE SHE MADE FRIENDS WITH YOU, THEN...
 * SHE SAID YOU KILLED SOMEONE?

SPARED METTATON: KILLED METTATON: --
 * I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, DOESN'T IT?
 * BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
 * AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
 * SHE SAYS...
 * SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
 * SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
 * THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
 * AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
 * MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
 * I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
 * HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
 * IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
 * YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
 * IF YOU DO, UNDYNE WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU.
 * NOT EVEN THE QUEEN CAN STOP HER.
 * SO, UH... GOODBYE FOREVER.
 * I'LL MISS YOU, MY FRIEND.
 * AND YOU MADE ASGORE DISAPPEAR?
 * AND MADE ALPHYS DISAPPEAR, TOO.
 * SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
 * SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
 * "I COULDN'T PROTECT HER..."
 * IT'S HARD TO GET HER TO DO ANYTHING NOW.
 * I EVEN SUGGESTED WE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.
 * YOU KNOW, SO I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN.
 * BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
 * REVENGE WON'T BRING ANYBODY BACK.
 * I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
 * CAN YOU PLEASE BRING BACK HER FRIENDS?
 * IF YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR?
 * PLEASE...
 * UNDYNE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL.
 * BYE.

---

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 * (Click...)

If the player didn't kill Toriel, yet killed either Papyrus, Undyne, or more than 10 enemies, the call will continue like this:
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 * <font face="comic sans ms">so... it's been a while.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">the queen returned, and is now ruling over the underground.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she's enstated a new policy...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">all the humans who fall here will be treated not as enemies
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but as friends.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but people REALLY didn't like that policy.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">because of you, not only was the king gone...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but the human souls had gone missing as well...

KILLED PAPYRUS: KILLED UNDYNE, BUT NOT PAPYRUS: KILLED 10+ ENEMIES, BUT NOT PAPYRUS NOR UNDYNE: --- ---
 * <font face="comic sans ms">along with the life of...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">along with the life of undyne, their greatest hero.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">along with the lives of countless citizens.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">nobody wanted to see that happen ever again.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so the people started a rebellion to overthrow the queen.

DIDN'T KILL UNDYNE: --
 * <font face="comic sans ms">undyne spearheaded the revolution, of course.

DIDN'T KILL METTATON: KILLED METTATON: -- KILLED UNDYNE: --- ---
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore and alphys.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she threw the queen out of the castle with her strength.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">then she became the empress of the underground...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and banished the queen back to the ruins.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">seems like undyne's... hmmm...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">even more vehement about destroying humanity than ASGORE.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but, she, uh, pretty much gave up peacefully when she realized.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so she went back to the ruins.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">the underground's basically an uneasy anarchy now.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">everyone's trying to live life like they always have...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but it's not really easy, you know?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">when all of your hope has pretty much been thrown away...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but hey! it's not all bad!

KILLED PAPYRUS DIDN'T KILL PAPYRUS: ---
 * <font face="comic sans ms">when the queen went back to the ruins...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i decided to go with her.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and i took out some books from the library, too.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so she won't have to read the same ones.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she's a good roomie.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">we have a lot of fun.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">you know. sometimes the queen talks about...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">how she'd like to see you again.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">isn't that nice?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i don't have the heart to tell her what you did.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">do you know how she'd react?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">if i told her that 'cause she protected you...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">you went on to kill my brother...?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">anyway, never come back here.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">you are not welcome.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she's not so lonely anymore.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">me and papyrus go and visit her...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">we bring her books from the library, or play games...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">we've even convinced her to leave sometimes.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">as long as me or papyrus stay behind to watch for humans.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but papyrus loves doing that.
 * Papyrus: YEAH!!! I LOVE STANDING IN FOR THE QUEEN!!!
 * I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR WHEN A HUMAN COMES.
 * I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT MOM!!!
 * BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">oh, nobody.
 * Papyrus: OH, COOL. TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">papyrus says hi.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">well, i hope things are better where you are.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">later.
 * (Click...)

If the player killed Toriel, but not Undyne, the call will continue like this:

 * <font face="comic sans ms">since you left, things down here...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">are different.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">with ASGORE gone...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">undyne became the ruler of the underground.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she's decided to destroy every human that comes here.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and since the human souls disappeared...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she's also looking for a new way to break the barrier...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and when she does, she's going to wage war on humanity.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i mean, that was asgore's plan, too.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but he was really, uh, bad at it.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">undyne has also expanded the royal guard massively.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">she says the first thing she'll do after we get out of here...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">is take her army...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and personally hunt you down and destroy you.

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 * <font face="comic sans ms">meanwhile...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i've been knocking on the door to the RUINs...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but the woman that's there hasn't been answering me.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">maybe she's not feeling well?

KILLED PAPYRUS: DIDN'T KILL PAPYRUS ---
 * <font face="comic sans ms">heh.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">or maybe she's not feeling anything at all...?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">you'd better watch yourself, kid.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">things are lookin real bad for you.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">meanwhile...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i've been knocking on the door to the RUINS...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but that woman hasn't been answering me...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">maybe she's not feeling well?
 * Papyrus: HEY, SANS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">oh, just the human.
 * Papyrus: OH, COOL.
 * Sans: ...
 * Papyrus: WAIT, DID YOU SAY THE HUMAN!?
 * CAN I TALK TO THEM???
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">sure, knock yourself out.
 * Papyrus: HEY!!! UNDYNE'S THE EMPRESS NOW!!
 * IT'S AMAZING!!!
 * AND SHE APPOINTED ME TO BE...
 * THE MOST IMPORTANT ROYAL POSITION!!!
 * THAT'S IT. THAT'S LITERALLY THE TITLE.
 * WHAT DO I DO?
 * SHE TOLD ME TO, UM...
 * STAND AROUND AND LOOK CUTE.
 * WELL!!! THAT'S THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME!!!
 * I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, WITHOUT TRYING!!
 * FINALLY!! I'M IMPORTANT.
 * AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,
 * AND THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DID.
 * THANK YOU, HUMAN!
 * COME BACK AND VISIT SOMETIME!!
 * WAIT... UNDYNE WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU.
 * BUT... YOU'D GET TO SEE ME.
 * SO YOU GOTTA RISK IT!!!
 * YOU GOTTA!!!
 * SEE YOU SOON.
 * SEE YOU SOON.
 * (Click...)

If the player killed Toriel and Undyne, but not Mettaton, the call will continue like this:
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 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, it's been a while.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">since you left, things have...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">gotten interesting.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">with ASGORE gone, the people looked to undyne to rule...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but she was nowhere to be found.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so mettaton just kind of... took over?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">he's brainwashed everyone with his stupid TV show.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">and made the underground into his personal paradise.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it's honestly... kinda disturbing.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">as for me? oh, yeah.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i'm his agent.
 * Mettaton: HEY THERE, DARLING!
 * THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HARD WORK...
 * THANKS TO YOU, THE UNDERGROUND IS MORE EXCITING THAN EVER!
 * OOH LA LA... STATUES... MONUMENTS TO MY BEAUTY...
 * FLOWERS IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF MY NAME...
 * HEDGES IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE...
 * UNDER MY RULE, THE UNDERGROUND'S PROBLEMS ARE OVER, BABY!
 * CROWDING? DREARINESS???
 * WHO NEEDS THE SUN WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPOTLIGHT!!?
 * ECONOMIC COLLAPSE? EDUCATION PROBLEMS? WHAT!?
 * EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN GOLDEN GLITTER!
 * THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS, BEAUTIFUL!
 * AND, I'VE ENSTATED A NEW POLICY ON HUMANITY.
 * IF A HUMAN FALLS DOWN HERE...
 * THEY CAN JOIN MY FAN CLUB FOR FREE!
 * OH, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING ABOUT ALPHYS.
 * DON'T WORRY! BUILT A STATUE OF HER, TOO.
 * REALLY THOUGH. I REALIZED I WAS...
 * NOT THE GREATEST TO HER.
 * SO I WENT TO APOLOGIZE.
 * AND, TO ASK HER TO HELP ME RULE.
 * BUT I COULDN'T FIND HER.
 * TRUST ME. I LOOKED.
 * ANYWAY. I HOPE YOUR LIFE AFTER MEETING ME...
 * HAS BEEN WORTH LIVING.
 * IT MUST BE A STRUGGLE.
 * PLEASE, THINK OF ME ALWAYS.
 * JUST CONSTANTLY.
 * THINK OF ME POSING. BEAUTIFULLY...
 * PLEASE, THINK OF ME ALWAYS.
 * JUST CONSTANTLY.
 * THINK OF ME POSING. BEAUTIFULLY...

KILLED PAPYRUS: DIDN'T KILL PAPYRUS: ---
 * OH YESSSS!!!
 * OH, MY OTHER AGENT WANTS TO TALK.
 * Papyrus: HEY!!! IT'S ME, PAPYRUS!!
 * IMAGINE ME WEARING COOL GLASSES, AND A SUIT.
 * AND IMAGINE SANS WEARING SUNGLASSES BEING A BOUNCER.
 * THAT'S OUR LIFE... IT'S SO COOL!!!
 * THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WAY BETTER SINCE YOU CAME HERE!!!
 * WELL, MINUS THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING SUCKS...
 * FOR ANYONE THAT DOESNT WORSHIP METTATON.
 * AND MINUS THE FACT THAT MY FRIEND UNDYNE IS MISSING.
 * WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE WENT.
 * SHE NEVER LIKED METTATON'S SHOW.
 * PEOPLE WHO DON'T TEND TO KIND OF...
 * DISAPPEAR.
 * I MISS HER A LOT SOMETIMES.
 * IF YOU SEE HER, CAN YOU TELL HER I SAID HI?
 * THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!
 * (Click...)

If the player killed Toriel, Undyne, and Mettaton, but spared Papyrus, the call will continue like this:

 * <font face="comic sans ms">so... it's been a while.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">since you left...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">things have gotten really strange.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">overnight, a bunch of people mysteriously disappeared.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">as well as the human souls.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">people were heart- broken. everyone they looked up to...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">everything they were relying on, in one night, disappeared.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">everyone clamored to elect a new ruler as fast as possible.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, uh... by process of elimination...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">papyrus became the ruler?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">why doesn't he talk to you about this...
 * Papyrus: HELLO!!! HUMAN!!!
 * IT'S STRANGE.
 * ASGORE, ALPHYS, METTATON, AND UNDYNE WENT AWAY.
 * SANS SAYS THEY WENT ON VACATION.
 * I HOPE THEY'RE HAVING FUN!!!
 * UH YEAH.
 * I'M THE RULER OF THE UNDERGROUND NOW!!!
 * EVERYTHING IS IMPROVING A LOT HERE.
 * PRODUCTIVITY IS UP!
 * BECAUSE I TELL EVERYONE TO KEEP WORKING.
 * AND, NO ONE GOES HUNGRY!!!
 * BECAUSE I COOK EVERYONE SPAGHETTI.
 * MEANWHILE, MY BROTHER HANDLES THE PAPERWORK. STRANGELY...
 * HE SEEMS TO BE WORKING HARD?
 * T HIS SOUNDS MESSED UP... BUT...
 * I'M PROUD... OF HIM???
 * OH NO!!!!
 * AS FOR OUR HUMAN POLICY...
 * WE'VE DECIDED, UM.
 * SANS, WHAT WAS IT?
 * Sans: <font face="comic sans ms">we can't judge humans to be all good or all bad.
 * Papyrus: RIGHT! SO IT'S CASE-BY- CASE!
 * IF THEY'RE EVIL... WE GIVE THEM PUZZLES!
 * IF THEY'RE GOOD... WE ALSO GIVE THEM PUZZLES!
 * THAT SEEMS TO BE THE BEST WAY!
 * IS SANS GONE?
 * YOU KNOW...
 * DON'T TELL MY BROTHER, BUT...
 * DESPITE THE IMPROVEMENTS WE'VE MADE...
 * SOMETIMES THIS JOB IS KIND OF HARD.
 * SINCE THE KING WENT AWAY...
 * LOTS OF PEOPLE JUST WANT TO GIVE UP.
 * SOMETIMES, EVEN MY BEST ENCOURAGEMENT...
 * DOESN'T WORK.
 * AND, AND, I MISS UNDYNE, TOO.
 * SHE NEVER ANSWERS MY PHONE CALLS...
 * SHE MUST BE HAVING A LOT OF FUN ON VACATION.
 * I JUST WISH SHE'D SEND A POSTCARD.
 * BUT HEY!!!
 * I WON'T GIVE UP!
 * I CAN'T GIVE UP!
 * I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE GIVE UP GIVING UP!
 * WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE, SLOWLY!!!
 * THEN WE CAN ALL HANG OUT AGAIN!!!
 * NYEH HEH HEH!!!
 * WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE, SLOWLY!!!
 * THEN WE CAN ALL HANG OUT AGAIN!!!
 * NYEH HEH HEH!!!

If they player killed Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, and Mettaton, the call will continue like this:
---
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it's been a while, huh?

Level 12 or greater:
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...

--
 * <font face="comic sans ms">things have gotten pretty bad here.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it's gotten so quiet.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">there's a bad feeling hanging over everyone.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i bet you're wondering why i'm not the ruler.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">eh.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i'm not cut out for something like that.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i like to take it easy, you know?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...that's a joke.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">this is what happens when people like me take it easy.

20 or more kills: Less than 20 kills: --
 * <font face="comic sans ms">hey, at least things are less crowded.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">'cause of all the people you killed.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">hope that was a good experience for you.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">just kidding. i don't really hope that.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">go to hell.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">see ya.

If the player only killed Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, and Mettaton: ---
 * <font face="comic sans ms">...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it seems a number of important people disappeared overnight.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">but no one else was harmed.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">the people were confused.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it was complete bedlam.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">somehow, at the end of the day...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">a small, white dog became president of the underground.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">it sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">thanks.
 * (Click...)

If the player backs out of a genocide route at the last possible moment, the call will continue like this:

 * Alphys: So... you're the one who killed all my friends.
 * I just called to tell you.
 * I hate you.
 * Yet... strangely... It's because of you, that...
 * That I was forced to become a better person.
 * When I first saw you hurting people...
 * I just sat there. Watching you.
 * I felt so guilty knowing I hadn't do anything to stop you.
 * I felt like all I could do was...
 * Was hope you would destroy me, too.
 * But when Undyne called, with crazed desperation in her voice...
 * I... I realized I had to do something.
 * Even if it meant everybody would...
 * Have to learn the truth about me.
 * It's strange. You know?
 * Even after all the bad things I did.
 * People treated me like a hero.
 * And then they... Asked me to run everything.
 * So I'm trying my best, here.
 * I think I have some good policies, but, y-you know...
 * Talking to people still makes me nervous.
 * I'm no ASGORE, you know?
 * God... I miss everyone.
 * Now that they're gone, it...
 * It feels so clear what I should have done.
 * What I should have said.
 * Undyne... Asgore...
 * Mettaton...
 * At least Sans is still here.
 * He's... He's a good guy. And with him around...
 * I...
 * Sigh.
 * You know. Just daydreaming here. But...
 * I really should have killed you when I had the chance.
 * (Click...)
 * (Click...)

Within the games code, there is an additional ending impossible to achieve (This is dubbed 'Dirty Hacker' or 'Impossible Route'):

 * <font face="comic sans ms">it's been a while, huh?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i'll be honest.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">i have no idea what happened for you to get here.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">this is actually some sort of error- handling message.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">so, if you're getting this ending...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">tell whoever made the game, okay?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">they'll fix it, or if it's a novel situation...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">they might even add another ending to the game.
 * <font face="comic sans ms">chances are, though...
 * <font face="comic sans ms">you're just a dirty hacker, aren't you?
 * <font face="comic sans ms">yeah, get outta here.

Other Factors
If you reset after being killed by Sans during his boss battle in the Genocide Route and then complete a Neutral Route, Flowey will talk to you after the phone call. He complains that you abandoned the progress the two of you made during the Genocide route, before realizing that you only reset to "mess around" and says that he'll be "waiting for you" after you're done.

Links
Neutral Ending Flowchart