Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30664268-20170305232003/@comment-32182236-20171023140424

Alright, time to brigng this thread back with the most horrible theory I can make... Here it is!

Temmie's bad speech is a CURSE!

Let's run through the evidence, shall we?

Bob has good speech! He speaks perfectly! So clearly, he's the one natural Temmie! He wasn't artificially created...

"But oh, lovely human of justice, why can't Bob just be illuminati?"

The illuminati hides their nature. They wouldn't leave such obvious evidence. Asgore's the real Illuminati here, as the ruler of the Underground. That's why he didn't go with Toriel's plan-This is obvious evidence that he is illuminati, that he left! There's no contradiction in my logic here, no need to look for one.

Besides, I have more evidence than that. The echo flowers that surround Waterfall...blue, enchanted flowers... Seems a lot like... POSION JOKE!!

For those of you unaware, posion joke is a special type of flower, that when stepped in, gives you a silly curse. I know it's not from Undertale, nor even made by Toby Fox, but this is a clear connection-It HAS to be! The echo flower is poison joke! The Temmies stepped in it, and are now forced to speak terribly. Except for Bob-He didn't. Zecora, I found more infected specimen! So there you have it-Temmies are CURSED!!

Alright, the terrible theory's done. Try and count just how many times I've used bad logic here. I'm sure it's worse than Sans is Ness.