Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-33255176-20171006013144/@comment-31196611-20171009172144

Actually
 * [About Alphys]


 * Oh my God.
 * Alphys.
 * Oh my god,
 * ALPHYS.
 * She used to live on our street.
 * She was like a big sister.
 * I mean, like, if your big sister...
 * Takes you on trips to the dump.
 * She showed us the coolest places to find trash.
 * She was always collecting these weird cartoons.
 * Then she became the Royal Scientist...
 * Yeah, we haven't seen her in forever...