Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26662104-20160116222335/@comment-27305651-20160127162734

Highlights.

"Asriel picks flowers." Aw, cute irony.

"Toriel dies from hypothermia." How the fuck did this even happen?

"Chara, Sans, Annoying Dog, and Patience form a suicide pact, killing themselves" I guarantee that this was because Chara and Sans had a bad time until the end of time. Toby just got in the way, and patience itself gave up waiting for someone to win.

"Asgore throws a knife into Frisk's chest" JESUS CHRIST KINDERGARTEN KILLER!!

"Monster Kid throws a knife into Asgore's head" Earlier that day this motherfucker was collecting fruit in bushes and trees with no arms and he just avenged Frisk with the same murder weapon by throwing it by his teeth. Holy shit. Can MK win pls?

"Asriel and Flowey huddle for warmth" ...no comment.

"Mettaton screams for help" OH BUT DAHLING, SCREAMING IS AGAINST YOUR OWN RULES.

"Papyrus sets an explosive off, killing Napstablook, and Asriel" This was literally the battle of the cinnamon buns. I guess Paps wins.

"Monster Kid sets an explosive off, killing Preserverance" He thought about winning. He's the goddamn Rambo of this simulation. Ironically, he just nuked his source of power.

"Monster Kid forces Bravery to kill Kindness or Gaster. He refuses to kill, so Monster Kid kills him instead." Is it appropriate to say now that Monster Kid has fully evolved into Renegade Commander Shepard?

"Monster Kid stabs Mettaton in the back with a trident." The streak continues...

"Monster Kid kills Gaster with a hatchet." I am proud of this boy right now my GOD.

And then kindness blew herself up. MK wins!

(Okay, in reality Mettaton got the trident kill. But I wanted the joke to live. Gaster won with the hatchet slay.)