Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27524978-20161015174642/@comment-30405568-20170127011053

WhatTheHellIsThisTale

Mettaton Neo can be killed in one hit since Alphys spilled Papyrus' spaghetti into him while constructing MTT Neo.

And the reason Mettaton is a box is because Alphys is married to a box with a picture of an anime taco taped to it and if you touch the box, it turns into Gaster and starts having a Grand Mal Seizure so she made MTT a box robot and made him a news reporter/star because Alphys is addicted to Bay News 9.

Also Papyrus and Sans are both skeletons because Undyne turned their skin and organs into a piano with grape juice poured on it.

Undyne's Spear is actually a toothpick that got genetically modified by a can of Campbell Soup.

Asgore is secretly a human from the 1450's

Sans bleeds in the genocide route because he is deathly allergic to knives and his jacket is actually the blood of Light Blue and Blue soul.

Frisk is blind because they smashed their face into a cake on their 2nd birthday and then took their mom and dad's Bugatti and drove it down the mountain since the frosting blinded them.

Chara is actually an evil American Doll toy.

And Temmie has bad english since they are secretly Controversial Politicians.