Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26662104-20151220024713/@comment-5498154-20160215024157

Alphys upgrades your phone, and it has a bunch of different functions on it. I can sin this for a bunch of reasons:

1. Frisk doesn't touch the damn thing unless Alphys tells them to.

2. You can't use Yellow Mode unless it's a battle with Mettaton. Why? Better than the Empty Gun, why not make it a weapon?

3. I was really looking forward to using that jetpack somewhere else.

4. You can't actually text on this phone.

5. This is an Alphys sin, so I'm going to add another sin onto it. Why? Because screw Alphys.


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If Undyne's Letter EX is so hard to drop, how can Frisk slip it under Alphys' door? *ding*

Calling Papyrus in Mettaton's House causes him to produce a shitty headcanon. I thought that's what the shitposters were for. *ding*

Actually, now that I think about it, if Papyrus is connected to the Internet, he probably is a shitposter. This takes Undertale Shitposting to an entirely new level. Shitpostception. *ding*

Undyne throws a spear at the table if you move when you are asked to choose a drink during her hangout. Okay, how did Undyne expect Frisk to choose an option? Convienient Spear ex machina. *ding*

Undyne can cook on an oven where the heat dial only moves right. Why hasn't her house burned down already? *ding*

If Undyne the Undying were to actually kill you, what happens then? Does she die? Does she go back to normal? Does she turn into an Amalgamate? Plothole. *ding*

Man, Frisk is so powerful in Genocide. It's too bad they can't even take down the Lab door. *ding*

It's not that Mettaton didn't want to fight you in Genocide, it's just there's no Yellow Mode in Genocide. *ding*

During the war between Humans and Monsters, not a single human died. That's some B.S, considering that Frisk can die very easily to enemies like Sans and Undyne/UTU. *ding*

Every single human in the world wanted all the monsters dead all of a sudden. Why? What the hell? *ding*

Monster Kid has 2 ATK, DEF, and HP, just to enforce the shit rule of thumb that Sans has to be the easiest enemy. *ding*