Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28914075-20160722183027/@comment-28716546-20171110101826

TabblesTheCat wrote: Asgore is a toaster

PROOF: Asgore's name has six letters. What else has six letters? That's right. Temmie. Bob is a Temmie. The name Bob has three letters. Triangles have three sides. Doritos are triangle-shaped. Doritos become MLG when combined with airhorns, Mountain Dew, sunglasses, and weed. Weed is a plant. Trees are also plants. Trees are often burned by forest fires. If you add 'in' to 'fires' you get 'infires,' which has seven letters. Seven minus three is four. Coordinate planes have four quadrants. You use coordinate planes to graph a line. The steepness of a line is called the slope. The variable used for slope is M because mountains are steep (apparently that's actually true). Mt. Ebott is a mountain. Ebott backwards is Ttobe. If you take out a T and replace the E with Y, you get Toby, as in Toby Fox. Toby Fox has seven letters. Shikata also has seven letters. Shikata is part of the Japanese phrase shikata ga nai, which means 'it cannot be helped.' That in itself essentially means 'shit happens.' You will inevitably shit if you eat too much spicy food. Spicy food is hot. Toasters are also hot. Therefore, Asgore is a toaster. C H R I S T A L M I G H T Y