User:GetYourFix/Blog:Encyclopedic ''Undertale''

Introduction
Hello! Welcome to my Undertale blog. I will be updating this page to have all monster lore from the game. This will include transcripts of ancienct glyphs, Snowdin "librarby" books, True Lab entries, and whatever else there may be. Dialogues will also be posted here. This post is meant as a resource for those looking for canonical information; I will not point out discrepancies or interpret anything here. Unused text will be posted in its own dropdown.

Thank you for your time! Stay determined !

Transcripts of Lore
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 * 1 = === Tape 1 ===
 * (Toriel) Pssst. Gorey, wake up.
 * (Asgore) Mmm? What is it, dear? ... er, and why do you have that video camera?
 * (Toriel) Shush! I want to get your reaction. Gorey, dearest. What is my favorite vegetable?
 * (Asgore) Hmmm... Carrots, right?
 * (Toriel) No no no! My favorite vegetable is... Eda-MOM-e. ... get it???
 * (Asgore) ... Go back to bed, dear.
 * (Toriel) No no!! Not yet! Hee hee hee. Now, If I were a dog, what breed of dog would I be?
 * (Asgore) Hmmm... I don't know, honey. What kind of dog would you be?
 * (Toriel) I would be... A MOMERANIAN.
 * (Asgore) Hohoho! You sure are excited to have this child. You know, if you keep making jokes like this... One day, you could be... ... a famous MOMedian.
 * (Toriel) ... Well, I am going to bed.
 * (Asgore) Hey! Come on Tori! That one was funny!
 * (Toriel) Hahaha, I know. I am just teasing you. Goodnight, dear.
 * (Asgore) Goodnight, honey.
 * (Toriel) ... Oh dear, perhaps it is too dark in here for the video to come out.

Tape 2

 * (Asriel) Okay, , are you ready? Do your creepy face! AHHHHH!! Hee hee hee! Oh! Wait! I had the lens cap on... What!? You're not gonna do it again...? Come on, quit tricking me! Haha!

Tape 3

 * (Asriel) Howdy,  ! Smile for the camera! Ha, this time I got YOU! I left the cap on... ON PURPOSE! Now you're smiling for noooo reason! Hee hee hee. What? Oh, yeah, I remember. When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right? The recipe asked for cups of butter... But we accidentally put in buttercups instead. Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick. I felt so bad. We made Mom really upset. I should have laughed it off, like you did... Um, anyway, where are you going with this? Huh? Turn off the camera...? OK.

Tape 4

 * (Asriel) I... I don't like this idea,  . Wh.. what? N-no, I'm not... ... big kids don't cry. Yeah, you're right. No! I'd never doubt you,  . Never! Y... yeah! We'll be strong! We'll free everyone. I'll go get the flowers.

Tape 5
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 * (Toriel)  ... Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
 * (Asgore)  ! You have to stay determined! You can't give up! You are the future of humans and monsters...
 * (Asriel) ... Psst...  ... Please... Wake up... I don't like this plan anymore. I... I... ... no, I said... I said I'd never doubt you. Six, right? We just have to get six... And we'll do it together, right?
 * 2 = True Lab VHS Tapes