Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-37345491-20190407230545

Once apon a time, there was nothing. Suddenly a light emerged from the darkness: THE LEGENDARY DOG RESIDUE.

The residue slowly took form......

Then a fox named Toby flew over and ate it. The residue transformed him into a white dog. Toby Fox, the new god of the universe opened his mouth. At the top of his lungs he Borked a mighty Bork and the universe was born! Toby decided to move on to the next realm, so he created a guardian to watch over this one. The guardian was a lamp conveniently shaped like a genderless child with a striped shirt. The lamp created life. The universe was filled with the lamp's holy power. The convenience of the lamp became too powerful, so Toby Fox returned and challenged the lamp to a duel. They fought hard, but in the end, Bork could not prevail over Convenience. Suddenly, the dog returned...as DARTH TOBY. Darth Toby used his power to Bork the lamp into a normal convenient lamp.

Then there was a monster-human war but nobody cares. 