- Hey!
- Check it out!
- Yeah!
- Check it out!
Sortir
- Like, see you later!
- Like, later and stuff!
Acheter
- You should buy ALL our stuff! [En faisant des achats]
- Gatty! We're gonna be rich! [En achetant quelque chose]
- We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW! [Et tentant d'acheter un objet déjà vendu]
Vendre
- Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
- Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?
- We don't.
- Really need.
- Anything.
- Wait! I'll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
- [Si un Glamburger est dans l'inventaire]
- Oh my God.
- Is that a Glamburger?
- OH MY GOD!!!
- GIMME!!!
- God, Catty.
- Try to have some self-control.
- Sorry...
- 'Cause they OBVIOUSLY brought that Glamburger for ME.
- NO WAYYY!!!!!
Parler
- [About you two]
- I'm Gatty, and this is my best friend, Catty.
- I'm Catty, and this is my best friend, Gatty.
- [About your wares]
- The stuff inside, is like...
- TOTALLY wicked expensive.
- But, like, this stuff we found is like...
- TOTALLY wicked cheap.
- You should...
- Like...
- TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
- TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
- [Origin of wares]
- I mean, like, where does anyone get guns, or food, or...
- We found it in the garbage!
- It's GOOD garbage.
- It's like, really good garbage.
- [Origin of garbage]
- Where do we get the garbage?
- Like, the garbage store, duh!!!
- .....
- .....
- Waterfall mostly.
- I found a gun in a dumpster!
- [About Mettaton]
- Oh my God.
- Mettaton.
- Oh my GOD,
- METTATON.
- He's like...
- My robot husband.
- Actually he's like...
- MY robot husband.
- I think we're like... both going to marry him.
- We're both like, ALREADY married to him.
- He just, like, doesn't know it yet.
- [Origin of Mettaton]
- So, like, Dr. Alphys built Mettaton, right?
- That's like, what they TELL you.
- But like...
- Mettaton always acts like...
- ... being built was HIS idea somehow.
- And even right after he was built...
- ... he acted like Alphys was an old friend.
- But they're like...
- Not friends anymore.
- Yeah!!!
- Unlike me and Gatty!!
- Best friends for-EVER!!!
- [About Alphys]
- Oh my God.
- Alphys.
- Oh my god,
- ALPHYS.
- She used to live on our street.
- She was like a big sister.
- I mean, like, if your big sister...
- Takes you on trips to the dump.
- She showed us the coolest places to find trash.
- She was always collecting these weird cartoons.
- Then she became the Royal Scientist...
- Yeah, we haven't seen her in forever...
- [Royal Scientist]
- So Alphys has always, like...
- Thought ASGORE is a SUPER cutie.
- So, like, I'm pretty sure she...
- Made Mettaton to, like, totally impress him.
- A robot with a SOUL...
- That's, like, SUPER relevant to his hobbies!
- So after seeing Mettaton, ASGORE...
- Asked her to do all this science stuff for him!
- But nobody's, like, seen anything from her yet.
- Or... her at all...
- She must, like, just stay in her lab all day.
- Like, live a little, girl.
- Yeah!!!
- Like us!!!
- [About ASGORE]
- Oh my God.
- He's a total goober.
- He's a big, fuzzy goofball!!
- Like, I LOVE that guy.
- He's like, SO nice.
- God, we're like...
- God, we're like...
- SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
- SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
- [ Mac Futal ]
- Oh, that guy from the store?
- Yuck, what a creep.
- Yeah! He's a creep!
- But he's kind of cute, too...
- C'mon Catty, don't you have ANY standards?
- Nope!!!
- [More Mac Futal]
- OK, like, the annoying thing is...
- He'd be OK if he just treated us with some respect.
- But he just acts...
- Really weird.
- And then acts like it's OUR fault he acts that way!
- Like, when we asked him to get those Glamburgers...
- He dropped them and ran away before we could even say anything!
- We were, like, going to share them.
- Really?
- I wasn't.
- Catty!
- [B.Pants Hangout?]
- Oh, uh...
- Yeah!!
- He should come look for junk with us!
- But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
- ... be really super fun!
- Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
- But I was close, right !?
- [That Kind of Guy]
- Well, that kind of guy...
- You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...
- All.
- The.
- Time.
- But don't you feel bad for him, Gatty?
- Poor Mac Futal...
- Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!
- We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!
- His LIFE, Gatty!!
- Uh, so?
- ...
- Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!
- ... so is he free after work?
Post-Pacifist Dialogue
- [Freedom]
- So, we're like totally free now, huh?
- Yeah, like, totally free.
- Like...
- Cool.
- Yeah, like, cool.
- Like, millennia of being imprisoned finally over?
- Yeah, that's like pretty chill I guess.
- [I'm a human]
- Oh, oops, really?
- Uh, well, when we said, um...
- We were hyped for the destruction of humanity...
- We were, just, like, joking, you know?
- Did we say that?
- Probably?
- It's, like, practically our catchphrase.
- Really?
- I thought our catchphrase was...
- B-B-Gatty's the best, C-C-Catty's the coolest!
- Um, no?
- We've like literally NEVER said that.
- CAN it be though!?
- CAN it be!?
- [Future]
- Hmm...
- Now that we're gonna be free...
- OMG, we can finally fulfill our DREAM of having a pet cat!
- That's, like, YOUR dream, Catty.
- But Gatty...
- I don't wanna have a dream without YOU in it...!
- Aww...
- Catty...
- And, in my dream, YOU clean up after the cat!
- Catty!!!
- [Do You Like Cats]
- Me?
- Yeah, I LOVE cats?
- Me?
- Yeah, I LOVE cats?
- They're, like, SO tasty!!
- They're, like, SO cute!!!
- Gatty NOOOO!!!
- I'm just kidding!!
- Kind of.
- Anyway, when was the last time you even SAW a cat around here?
- Oh!!
- JUST the other day!
- There was this CUTE little white cat walking around...
- It was, like, SOOOOOO clueless looking.
- I pet it for like an hour!!
- .....
- .....
- ... Catty.
- Yeah, Gatty?
- I think that was, like...
- A dog.
- DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
- But, like.
- Nobody came and stuff.
Steal
- Stole 5G from the till.
- The till is empty.
Read
- Hey, this is Gatty!
- Hey, this is Catty!
- If you're reading this...
- Then, like, bad news you mega-evil weirdo!
- Alphys just came here and she's taking us...
- Someplace super duper safe!
- But, first, we gotta use these gel pens.
- Yeah!
- Chill, Alphys!
- We don't wanna waste pens!
- And don't even THINK about stealing our stuff.
- Yeah, creep!
- Leave our junk alone!
- Catty, it's not JUNK.
- It's really valuable.
- Yeah!
- Our garbage is REALLY valuable!
- Anyway.
- In closing:
- You're a total loser!
- Yeah!
- Loser!!!
- Nya ha ha!
- Signed, Gatty <3
- Signed, Catty <3
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